Sometimes you just can't win

[Zathras]

I sent my wife flowers again today.  One of her coworkers saw them and said they were very pretty.  My wife's response?  "He's a jerk!"

[DKT]

I sent my wife flowers again today.  One of her coworkers saw them and said they were very pretty.  My wife's response?  "He's a jerk!"

Hahahahahahaha.

Ahem.

Dude, that sucks.

Snrk.

[Russell Nash]

I've said it here before and I'll say it again:

  Never send flowers.  It's a trap.  You can't win.

[Zathras]

Here's why I'm a jerk:

The card with the flowers had the following message:

I WISH I WAS IN TIJUANA EATING BARBECUED IGUANA I'D TAKE REQUESTS ON THE TELEPHONE I'M ON A WAVELENGTH FAR FROM HOME... I'M ON A MEXICAN RADIO. I'M ON A MEXICAN, WHOA-OH, RADIO

Tink absolutely hates that song because she cannot get it out of her head.   

[zobmie]

Oh... why did I read this?!?!?!  Now I have that *bleep* song stuck in my head again!!!

JERK!!!   

[Heradel]

I think Zathras has officially lost his internet confessional.

[Talia]

Oh good, maybe I'll be safe from virtual chair assaults now. :p

[zobmie]

I think Zathras has officially lost his internet confessional.

Ah yes, I have invaded his private blog world.  Now that I know all of his secrets I will defeat him and take his Miller High Life!!

[Zathras]

Oh good, maybe I'll be safe from virtual chair assaults now. :p

::has uber biceps man smash Talia with the Chair o' Doom!::

Now I have minions to do my work!

[Talia]

crap.

*virtually bleeds*

[Anarquistador]

What in the name of Virtual God is happening in this Virtual Confessional booth!? Tossing chairs, bleeding..

Don't make me get my iBook, eBell, and NetCandle.

[Portrait in Flesh]

What in the name of Virtual God is happening in this Virtual Confessional booth!?

I think it's just a case of spring fever.

[Anarquistador]

Get thee behind me, Coily!