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on: October 27, 2009, 02:57:16 AM
What do you call it when Frank Zappa's eldest son plays a Grateful Dead bass line in the style of King Crimson's guitarist?


"Dweezil Fripped my Lesh".  ;D  RZZZZ!

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Reply #1 on: October 27, 2009, 11:53:24 PM
What do you call it when Frank Zappa's eldest son plays a Grateful Dead bass line in the style of King Crimson's guitarist?


"Dweezil Fripped my Lesh".  ;D  RZZZZ!
* Portrait in Flesh winces.

You know, after reading this I can think only of these immortal words from Khan Noonian Singh:
"I've hurt you.  And I wish to go on hurting you."

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Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 03:30:45 AM
I'll have you know, that joke is a stePH original.  I wrote it twenty years ago. 

Well, the "Dweezil Fripped My Lesh" part came first, and it wasn't long after that I thought about how Dweezil might Fripp one's Lesh. 

But phrasing it as a riddle, I thought of just yesterday.

"Nerdcore is like playing Halo while getting a blow-job from Hello Kitty."
-- some guy interviewed in Nerdcore Rising