Russell Nash vs. Everyone!!!

[DKT]

Because YOU demanded it!!! I love you, man

Outside a run-down diner, Russell says to me, "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

So I hit him. 

[Russell Nash]

OK, I'm here.

(I'm going to have to finally see Fight Club)

[DKT]

OK, I'm here.

(I'm going to have to finally see Fight Club)

Yeah.  For sure.  What the heck's wrong with you?  You've never seen Fight Club?  Loser!!!!

Hrm.  I guess I shouldn't continue with the Fight Club scene...?

(Continued)

So I hit him. 

"OW!" screams Russell Nash.  "You hit me in the ear!"

"Er, sorry, are you -"

Then Russell Nash hits me in the face, right in the eye.  I stumble backward to the ground, staring at him.  My vision goes red.  I get back to my feet, tackle him. 

Edit: I'll be back to fight more after my lunch

[Russell Nash]

OK, I'm here.

(I'm going to have to finally see Fight Club)

Yeah.  For sure.  What the heck's wrong with you?  You've never seen Fight Club?  Loser!!!!

Hrm.  I guess I shouldn't continue with the Fight Club scene...?

(Continued)

So I hit him. 

"OW!" screams Russell Nash.  "You hit me in the ear!"

"Er, sorry, are you -"

Then Russell Nash hits me in the face, right in the eye.  I stumble backward to the ground, staring at him.  My vision goes red.  I get back to my feet, tackle him. 

Edit: I'll be back to fight more after my lunch

When you proposed this a few weeks ago, I thought it would be a little more intellectual.

BTW, I don't fight fair.  I carry an asp.  It's part of my Zombie Readiness Kit.

[swdragoon]

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

[swdragoon]

and thear can be onlyone

[Russell Nash]

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

Ooh Python.

I just got the movie collection today.  Maybe I'll watch Holy Grail now.

[DKT]

Nice asp.

When you proposed this a few weeks ago, I thought it would be a little more intellectual.

BTW, I don't fight fair.  I carry an asp.  It's part of my Zombie Readiness Kit.

Bah, I'm doing my best hack-job on Fight Club.  How much more intellectual do you want me to be?  And since you waited for me to start the thread...

[Russell Nash]

Nice asp.

When you proposed this a few weeks ago, I thought it would be a little more intellectual.

BTW, I don't fight fair.  I carry an asp.  It's part of my Zombie Readiness Kit.

Bah, I'm doing my best hack-job on Fight Club.  How much more intellectual do you want me to be?  And since you waited for me to start the thread...

OK, do your worst.

[Russell Nash]

and thear can be onlyone

You're the first person to comment on that.  I don't know if nobody got it or if they thought it was too obvious to comment on.

[SFEley]

BTW, I don't fight fair.  I carry an asp.  It's part of my Zombie Readiness Kit.

You carry a venomous snake with you at all times?  That is awesome.  I used to keep an adult iguana in a special cargo pocket in my pants, for herpetological emergencies, but then people thought I was just really, really happy to--

(*actually clicks on link*)

Oh.  It's a folding stick.  Never mind.

[SFEley]

When you proposed this a few weeks ago, I thought it would be a little more intellectual.

Oh, and incidentally: if you don't think Fight Club is an intellectual reference, you really do need to see the movie.

I'm not kidding.  It's not the movie you'd expect it to be.  Quoting lines from it can't convey what it's really about.

[swdragoon]

first rule of fight club
nobody post about fight club

[wakela]

first rule of fight club
nobody post about fight club

Are you kidding?  People can't shut up about fight club.

[pokes Russel in the eye]
Sorry, Russ.  Just trying to stay on topic.

[Thaurismunths]

So... for those of us who were on sabbatical, what are the ground rules for these fisticuffs?

[Russell Nash]

So... for those of us who were on sabbatical, what are the ground rules for these fisticuffs?

I thought it was going to be everyone being contradictory with me, but it seems to be beating the shit out of me in e-effigy.

[SFEley]

I thought it was going to be everyone being contradictory with me, but it seems to be beating the shit out of me in e-effigy.

Clearly you were wrong.

...Does that help?

(Think about it: if you expect everyone to be contradictory with you, then it would not be being contradictory to do that thing.)

[sirana]

When you proposed this a few weeks ago, I thought it would be a little more intellectual.

Oh, and incidentally: if you don't think Fight Club is an intellectual reference, you really do need to see the movie.

I'm not kidding.  It's not the movie you'd expect it to be.  Quoting lines from it can't convey what it's really about.

better yet, read the book...

[Russell Nash]

I thought it was going to be everyone being contradictory with me, but it seems to be beating the shit out of me in e-effigy.

Clearly you were wrong.

...Does that help?

(Think about it: if you expect everyone to be contradictory with you, then it would not be being contradictory to do that thing.)

So I'm right on both points.  I WIN!!!!!

[eytanz]

So I'm right on both points.  I WIN!!!!!

No, you lose.

So there

[Russell Nash]

So I'm right on both points.  I WIN!!!!!

No, you lose.

So there

Damn it!!

[DKT]

Oh, and incidentally: if you don't think Fight Club is an intellectual reference, you really do need to see the movie.

I'm not kidding.  It's not the movie you'd expect it to be.  Quoting lines from it can't convey what it's really about.

True, but I think it might have some of the best pop-culture movie quotes I can think of. 

"If you could fight anyone in the world, who would you pick?"

"I'd fight William Shatner."

I liked the book too, but I thought the movie was every bit as good (which is unusual for me when it comes to movie adaptations). 

[Russell Nash]

I don't seem to be facing any real competition here.

What is it?  Are you all wimps or somethin'?

[swdragoon]

sorry left my sword in my other pants.

you are a jerk a compleate knee biter

[Russell Nash]

sorry left my sword in my other pants.

you are a jerk a compleate knee biter

I always have mine.  Wanna see?