Dang. I think we must have scared off poor Kevin. I swear I was trying to be welcoming and gentle...
I think this helps explain your early dating life.
Double dang. You've been reading my blog!
Just looking at your avatar. Mine however shows the cute smile that has always had the girls swooning.
I don't think they were swooning. I think they were passing out from terror.
oh, come on, My beady eyes and green scales work wonders on the babes.
...if you count shudders, blanching, and loosening of bowels as "wonders"...
Swooning, passing out, What's the difference?
If they wake up smiling it's swooning.
If they wake up screaming in terror it's passing out.