Homemade Costumes

[Thaurismunths]

Don't forget "The Gentlemen" from BtVS episode Hush

Aah! That's one I forgot. We were actually going to try and pull it off, but we couldn't find a balled cap in time.
Crazy 88s are a good idea too.

[Russell Nash]

Yes, right, costumes.
So, while Shwankie and I still need to write something about SheVaCon (was was that, a month ago now?), here are myself and Adam dressed as Hands of Blue from Firefly.
We're wearing black suits, white shirts, black ties and dress shoes, and blue nitrile gloves from Home Depot.

Are you the short bald one or the tall goofy one. 

[Thaurismunths]

Are you the short bald one or the tall goofy one. 

... the tall goofy one. Thank you.
And while we're at it, lets just get this out of the way:

Shwankie is the gorgous, sexy, brilliant woman you see pictured here... And I'm the guy who's 18 inches taller.

[Russell Nash]

Are you the short bald one or the tall goofy one. 

... the tall goofy one. Thank you.
And while we're at it, lets just get this out of the way:
Shwankie is the gorgous, sexy, brilliant woman you see pictured here... And I'm the guy who's 18 inches taller.

I still don't understand how you managed that one.  She says there was some carb-based drugging involved.

[shwankie]

I'm sticking to that story, btw.

Currently, I have a nasty case of the flu (is there any such thing as a good case of the flu?), and am having serious issues keeping food down. For some reason, though, cake sounds good; so, 'munths said he'd bake me a cake today when he gets home from work  This is the blackmail he uses to keep me.

[Chodon]

After seeing pictures of you and 'munths I'm really impressed that a person with as much obvious visual impairment as yourself is able to use the forums.  You're an inspiration to us all!
 

[shwankie]

Well, the advances in technology are helpful. These days, pretty much everything I do is in braille...

[Tango Alpha Delta]

(Coming late to the party... again...)

RE: the 'munths allure, it has to be the hat.  Us goofy fellas wear them hats, and they either makes us look cooler than we is, elsewise the ladies think "He ain't so bad... but the hat gotta go!"

By the time they figger out it ain't the hat... IT'S TOO LATE!!!

 

[Thaurismunths]

(Coming late to the party... again...)

RE: the 'munths allure, it has to be the hat.  Us goofy fellas wear them hats, and they either makes us look cooler than we is, elsewise the ladies think "He ain't so bad... but the hat gotta go!"

By the time they figger out it ain't the hat... IT'S TOO LATE!!!

 

Damn it Nash! Shwankie hasn't figured that out yet.
Do you have any idea how much I'm going to have to bake to keep Shwankie distracted so she won't continue reading this thread??

[Russell Nash]

(Coming late to the party... again...)

RE: the 'munths allure, it has to be the hat.  Us goofy fellas wear them hats, and they either makes us look cooler than we is, elsewise the ladies think "He ain't so bad... but the hat gotta go!"

By the time they figger out it ain't the hat... IT'S TOO LATE!!!

 

Damn it Nash! Shwankie hasn't figured that out yet.
Do you have any idea how much I'm going to have to bake to keep Shwankie distracted so she won't continue reading this thread??

That was TAD.  I was going to comment about that giraffe neck of yours.

[Thaurismunths]

(Coming late to the party... again...)

RE: the 'munths allure, it has to be the hat.  Us goofy fellas wear them hats, and they either makes us look cooler than we is, elsewise the ladies think "He ain't so bad... but the hat gotta go!"

By the time they figger out it ain't the hat... IT'S TOO LATE!!!

 

Damn it Nash! Shwankie hasn't figured that out yet.
Do you have any idea how much I'm going to have to bake to keep Shwankie distracted so she won't continue reading this thread??

That was TAD.  I was going to comment about that giraffe neck of yours.

Sorry. That was supposed to be "Damn it N-sh!" I was calling on you in an official capacity.

[Tango Alpha Delta]

(Coming late to the party... again...)

RE: the 'munths allure, it has to be the hat.  Us goofy fellas wear them hats, and they either makes us look cooler than we is, elsewise the ladies think "He ain't so bad... but the hat gotta go!"

By the time they figger out it ain't the hat... IT'S TOO LATE!!!

 

Damn it Nash! Shwankie hasn't figured that out yet.
Do you have any idea how much I'm going to have to bake to keep Shwankie distracted so she won't continue reading this thread??

Oh, it should be safe... that faux redneck "Ernest T. Bass" rendering usually keeps gorgeous and brilliant women from reading all the way through a post like that.

[Thaurismunths]

(Coming late to the party... again...)

RE: the 'munths allure, it has to be the hat.  Us goofy fellas wear them hats, and they either makes us look cooler than we is, elsewise the ladies think "He ain't so bad... but the hat gotta go!"

By the time they figger out it ain't the hat... IT'S TOO LATE!!!

 

Damn it Nash! Shwankie hasn't figured that out yet.
Do you have any idea how much I'm going to have to bake to keep Shwankie distracted so she won't continue reading this thread??

Oh, it should be safe... that faux redneck "Ernest T. Bass" rendering usually keeps gorgeous and brilliant women from reading all the way through a post like that.

I dunno... Shwankie's pretty good at reading while rolling her eyes. She does it all the time with stuff I post.