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on: March 14, 2022, 12:10:45 AM
Cast of Wonders 489:  My Hilt Itches

• Author: Sydney Rivers
• Narrator: Rish Outfield
• Host: Katherine Inskip
• Audio Producer: Jeremy Carter

"My Hilt Itches" is a Cast of Wonders original.

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‘Innkeeper, another round!’ roared the Hero. Cheers of approval came from the other men at his table, dressed in pungent furs and armour. They paired copious drinking with heaped plates of roast meat. That and the body odour was enough to make me queasy.

Of course, it didn’t help that I was strapped against the Hero’s back. My jewelled sheath did little to protect me from the nauseating sounds and smells emanating from him. Regardless of his company, the Hero always ate the most, always drank the most. How I would love to teach him the meaning of moderation with some choice insults and a good knock on the head.

Tags:  found families, heroes, humor, Jeremy Carter, Katherine Inskip, magic, Rish Outfield, sentient weaponry, swords, Sydney Rivers, transformation, Young Author