Author Topic: We Need a FAQ (or something) (Read 86011 times)

Tango Alpha Delta · **Reply #50 on:** July 26, 2008, 03:56:17 AM

Quote from: Bdoomed on July 25, 2008, 05:49:05 AM

Quote from: Russell Nash on July 24, 2008, 08:08:01 PM
Quote from: Bdoomed on July 24, 2008, 08:04:02 PM
i think that rule needs clarification...
or shall we leave it up to the judiciary branch to interpret its meaning? I guess that would be the mods...

We're usurping even more power.
we get to interpret how much power we have

YOU are obviously not *wed*.

Bdoomed · **Reply #51 on:** August 28, 2008, 03:21:21 AM

Quote from: FAQ

Rule 98. A dirty mind is required in the Gallimaufry boards and appreciated elsewhere

Zathras · **Reply #52 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:27:07 AM

Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ

Rule 2258. No one here is entirely what they appear
Rule 2259. Understanding is a three-edged sword
Rule 2260. If you go to Zha'adum, you will die.
Rule 2261. We live for The One, we die for The One.
Rule 2262. No boom today... boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.

Zathras · **Reply #53 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:31:04 AM

Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ

Rule B5. ~~There shall be no blaspheming the Great Maker, JMS.~~

Censored by the Church of N-sh

Thaurismunths · **Reply #54 on:** October 17, 2008, 03:19:19 AM

Quote from: Zathras on October 17, 2008, 01:31:04 AM

Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ
Rule B5. ~~There shall be no blaspheming the Great Maker, JMS.~~
Censored by the Church of N-sh

See. That, right there, is why religion gets a bad name. N-sh doesn't mind if you blaspheme false gods. Heck, he probably knows a few jokes you don't.
All it takes is one reject from Cats putting words in to R-ss-ll's mouth and suddenly he's getting blamed for the crusades, AIDS, and Two Girls One Cup.

Zathras · **Reply #55 on:** October 17, 2008, 03:33:06 AM

~~Help! I'm being repressed!~~

Ahem. I am reading this of my own free will. N_sh has not threatened me with obliteration, demolition, transmortification or any other horrible demise.

Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ

Rule B5. (Revised) Babylon 5 is a great television show, but there is nothing deific about the show or its creator.

::Can I have my fingers back now?::

stePH · **Reply #56 on:** October 19, 2008, 03:11:25 PM

Quote from: Zathras on October 17, 2008, 01:27:07 AM

Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ
Rule 2262. No boom today... boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.

That was actually 2258. How about "If you can't join 'em, beat 'em." I think that was uttered by Captain Lochley.

Zathras · **Reply #57 on:** October 19, 2008, 03:17:22 PM

Quote from: stePH on October 19, 2008, 03:11:25 PM

Quote from: Zathras on October 17, 2008, 01:27:07 AM
Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ
Rule 2262. No boom today... boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.

That was actually 2258. How about "If you can't join 'em, beat 'em." I think that was uttered by Captain Lochley.

Yeah, I was being lazy and didn't pick per season, just 5 quotes.

stePH · **Reply #58 on:** October 20, 2008, 03:14:04 AM

Quote from: Zathras on October 19, 2008, 03:17:22 PM

Quote from: stePH on October 19, 2008, 03:11:25 PM
Quote from: Zathras on October 17, 2008, 01:27:07 AM
Quote from: Quasi-Existant FAQ
Rule 2262. No boom today... boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.

That was actually 2258. How about "If you can't join 'em, beat 'em." I think that was uttered by Captain Lochley.

Yeah, I was being lazy and didn't pick per season, just 5 quotes.

Ah, yes, now that I look again, I think #2260 was actually said in 2259.

Zathras · **Reply #59 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:02:41 AM

Can someone tell me what Rule X Minus One is? I can't find it.

Bdoomed · **Reply #60 on:** August 14, 2009, 07:01:49 PM

the first rule of X Minus One is you do not talk about X Minus One.

kibitzer · **Reply #61 on:** August 28, 2009, 01:03:05 AM

Sorry to... y'know... interrupt the magic, but I can't tell from the thread -- did a FAQ ever get started?

Coz if not then I might... sorta... maybe...

Jason M · **Reply #62 on:** August 28, 2009, 01:09:28 AM

Here is the link to the FAQ.

Rule 1001: Print "I'm a pretty ballerina"
Rule 1002: x = x + 1
Rule 1003: If x = 1003 GOTO 2001
Rule 1005: GOTO 1001

kibitzer · **Reply #63 on:** August 31, 2009, 03:25:35 AM

k, i've missed the point. again. (sigh)

Russell Nash · **Reply #64 on:** August 31, 2009, 08:40:30 AM

The only real rule you need to know is that you are subject to the whims of the moderators. Sending money or chocolate is the best way to stay on our good sides. Other than that there is this thread.

kibitzer · **Reply #65 on:** September 01, 2009, 12:08:11 AM

Quote from: Russell Nash on August 31, 2009, 08:40:30 AM

The only real rule you need to know is that you are subject to the whims of the moderators. Sending money or chocolate is the best way to stay on our good sides. Other than that there is this thread.

Great! Let's get down to brass tacks -- how MUCH money?

Russell Nash · **Reply #66 on:** September 01, 2009, 05:50:55 AM

Well, for a 100 dollar donation to TCoRN you get instant respect and we'll answer a prayer.

Scattercat · **Reply #67 on:** September 01, 2009, 07:41:43 AM

What, even the really private ones?

Russell Nash · **Reply #68 on:** September 01, 2009, 08:00:03 AM

"No, eww!", is a legitimate answer.

Jason M · **Reply #69 on:** September 17, 2009, 04:55:59 PM

Quote from: From the nonexistent FAQ

999. Alasdair kicked Satan's ass and flipped the number for evil. You will respect His Power or he'll flip you on your head.

Bdoomed · **Reply #70 on:** February 08, 2010, 10:35:10 PM

Quote from: FAQ

Rule 71: No threadomancy

Heradel · **Reply #71 on:** February 08, 2010, 10:38:43 PM

Quote from: Bdoomed on February 08, 2010, 10:35:10 PM

Quote from: FAQ
Rule 71: No threadomancy

Quote from: FAQ

Rule 71a:on Tuesdays.

Tango Alpha Delta · **Reply #72 on:** October 16, 2015, 03:36:58 PM

(Since it's not currently a Tuesday...)

Quote from: kibitzer on August 28, 2009, 01:03:05 AM

Sorry to... y'know... interrupt the magic, but I can't tell from the thread -- did a FAQ ever get started?

Coz if not then I might... sorta... maybe...

I suppose the Wikipedia page(s) count(s)?

kibitzer · **Reply #73 on:** October 18, 2015, 10:06:34 PM

There is the beginnings of one over here.

Other questions? Let me know and I'll add them

Fenrix · **Reply #74 on:** October 19, 2015, 12:53:03 AM

What is your favorite colour?

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