I KNEW it! I knew those blasted things were bad! THIS is why I don't own one (yet). Soon I too will be chained to the beast.. and look.. there's evil inside!
Oh, great and mighty Alasdair, Orator Maleficent, He of the Silvered Tongue, guide this humble fangirl past jumping up and down and squeeing upon hearing the greatness of Thy voice.
Oh mighty Mur the Magnificent. I am not worthy.