This was quite a fun story, turning a lot of D&D cliches on their head for humor.
The ultimate weapon--poop!
I laughed at quite a few places. The prince and elf were cardboard, but that was kind of the point--it wasn't supposed to be realistic, it was supposed to poke fun at fantasy cliches and it succeeded at that.
Next time I start a campaign I am bringing along the Diaper of Extreme Stinkiness just in case...