Russell Nash:
There once was a boy from Tatooine,
Whose power was really quite keen
He blew up a base,
Way up there in space.
Who knew he was son of a queen?
Raving_lunatic:
There once was a guy called Steve
Who found it quite hard to believe
That when he started a podcast
Buying SF, not bombast
He found that he just couldn't leave!
Talia:
poor beleaguered Mal.
Jayne's being an ass again
and River's flipped out.
Thaurismunth:
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me...
Swamp:
There once was a lone robot on earth,
Who stacked up and sorted its dearth,
When his new love found vegetation,
He followed her to a space station,
Now there's hope humans will conquer their girth.
RedHotSwami:
Ender dreaming deep
The Bugger queen feels sorrow
In space, Doctors fire
F5iver:
A scrawny kid named Paul Atreides
Was a product of zealous witch ladies
Jessica's Ultimate payback
Paul = Quizatz Haderach
But the Golden Path made him afraides.
It took his own son Leto II
To do what Emperor Paul couldn't do.
So he joined with the worm
For a 3,500 year term.
And had Duncan assist with sebuku.
But thinking machines still had a plan
To exterminate every last man
Humanity's price:
To eliminate Spice
But Dune was ruined by Brian.
deflective:
YOU HAS BRAIN SEKRET
'ERE IS SPECIAL UNLOK WURD
I CAN HAS DRUGS NOW?
(dolphins speak lolcat)
Zathras:
The Ranger we'd seen most often
His enemies just couldn't off him
He gave up his life
Would've made her his wife
Ivonova should've just boffed him
Votes can be changed. Two votes for person. Results hidden until poll is completed. Feel free to lobby for or against any choices. In the result of a tie, I'm picking the winner.
This is a repost. I tried to modify the poll and it screwed things up.
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