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Reply #75 on: February 13, 2009, 05:53:50 PM
Ok, let me have a go:

1 - I once uncovered a case of fraud in an Israeli military prison.

2- I failed a driving test because I was driving with my eyes closed.

3 - I am double-jointed, and I can bend my fingers backwards so that they touch the back of my hand.

4 - Once, a taxi I was riding was stopped by the police. It turned out that the driver was an escaped felon who had stolen the vehicle, then proceeded to drive it as usual.

Both 1 and 4 are awesome!  I'll pick 2 as the lie, because it's now one of the awesome ones.  Also: yikes!  That would be a bad plan.



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Reply #76 on: February 13, 2009, 06:10:36 PM
Ok, let me have a go:

1 - I once uncovered a case of fraud in an Israeli military prison.

2- I failed a driving test because I was driving with my eyes closed.

3 - I am double-jointed, and I can bend my fingers backwards so that they touch the back of my hand.

4 - Once, a taxi I was riding was stopped by the police. It turned out that the driver was an escaped felon who had stolen the vehicle, then proceeded to drive it as usual.




well firstly - you're now my new geek hero.
1- I'm saying is the fib, but only because
2- Plausible
3- I can do this too- among other feats of streachyness
4- That's just freaking awesome and criminals are dumb enough to do this sort of thing.

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Reply #77 on: February 13, 2009, 06:40:02 PM
Ok, let me have a go:

1 - I once uncovered a case of fraud in an Israeli military prison.

2- I failed a driving test because I was driving with my eyes closed.

3 - I am double-jointed, and I can bend my fingers backwards so that they touch the back of my hand.

4 - Once, a taxi I was riding was stopped by the police. It turned out that the driver was an escaped felon who had stolen the vehicle, then proceeded to drive it as usual.




I know I'm late to the party, but I'll take a guess anyway..I'm going with 1. :P



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Reply #78 on: February 13, 2009, 07:44:57 PM
3- I can do this too- among other feats of streachyness

Now you're just teasing.  ;)

Anyway, I'm going to go with #2.  I can't see going through the trouble of getting the license if you couldn't keep your eyes open during the test.



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Reply #79 on: February 13, 2009, 08:20:59 PM
3- I can do this too- among other feats of streachyness

Now you're just teasing.  ;)

Anyway, I'm going to go with #2.  I can't see going through the trouble of getting the license if you couldn't keep your eyes open during the test.

Nash- I am a very bad lier. The only times I've won at poker it was through telling the truth about the cards I held in such a way that it seemed unbelievable. ;) And I stand by my choice of number one. e- you are a spectacularly interesting individual regardless of which one is the fib.

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Reply #80 on: February 13, 2009, 09:06:01 PM
I agree, #2, for the same reason as Russell.

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Reply #81 on: February 13, 2009, 11:03:11 PM
I agree, #2, for the same reason as Russell.

Does that mean I am now a member of the church?


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Reply #82 on: February 14, 2009, 12:34:55 AM
Ok, I think enough people had had a go. Zatharas got it right away - it was #3.

 

1 - I once uncovered a case of fraud in an Israeli military prison.

This one is a bit deceptively phrased - it's not quite as awesome as it sounds. As my compulsory military service, I served in the computer department of the IDF Military Police. Most of my role involved writing database queries, but I had other roles. At some point, once I was senior enough and had been promoted to sergeant, I occasionally performed computer inspections in MP bases, including the prisons.

In this particular occasion, I arrived at the prison and started inspecting the computers, when one of the local officers asked me why my department hasn't yet installed the computer that is supposed to keep track of family visits to the prisoners. As far as I knew, it should be running, so I went to see what was happening. Indeed, the computer wasn't working. As in, it didn't even turn on. After a few minutes, I determined the problem - it wasn't a computer, it was an empty case. Apparently, somewhere along the line someone had broken the computer case open (it was locked), took out all the electronics, and replaced the lock, then told the officers that the computer wasn't running properly. A criminal investigation was apparently started, but I was not involved in that.

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2- I failed a driving test because I was driving with my eyes closed.

True. I have bright eyes and am very easily blinded by glare and that day was cloudy, so I didn't bring my sunglasses. The clouds cleared before my test, and I was blinded by the sun, and closed my eyes while continuing to drive. The examiner didn't appreciate that.

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3 - I am double-jointed, and I can bend my fingers backwards so that they touch the back of my hand.

As Listener guessed, this is really a half-truth. I am double-jointed, and when I was growing up I was able to bend (some of) my fingers that far back. But I lost that ability in my teens - I can still bend them quite far back, but not to that degree. As a side note, I learnt the hard way that I am also capable of dislocating my elbows in a way that would be impossible for most people, though the one time I did it I broke the elbow while trying to re-set it, so I'm not going to try that again anytime soon.

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4 - Once, a taxi I was riding was stopped by the police. It turned out that the driver was an escaped felon who had stolen the vehicle, then proceeded to drive it as usual.

Entirely true. I was 8 years old, and my parents and I were living in Boston for a few months while my father was teaching there for a semester. My grandparents came to visit us, and we went to the airport to pick them up, then took a taxi back, which was followed by police sirens and the driver being taken away in handcuffs. I remember standing at the side of the road waiting for a replacement cab to arrive. At the time I was mostly confused, but my parents have told me the details later.
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Reply #83 on: February 14, 2009, 04:08:02 AM
Gonna take another turn.

1.  I drove a loaded truck and trailer over 120mph.  It was a 2001 Western Star.

2.  I caught a 14.5 pound catfish with a Zebco 33.  It was at Coffeen Lake in Illinois.

3.  I once beat a mugger who tried to rob me.  It happened in Alabama.

4.  I was valedictorian of my high school class.  I graduated in 1992.



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Reply #84 on: February 14, 2009, 04:35:58 AM
Gonna take another turn.

1.  I drove a loaded truck and trailer over 120mph.  It was a 2001 Western Star.

2.  I caught a 14.5 pound catfish with a Zebco 33.  It was at Coffeen Lake in Illinois.

3.  I once beat a mugger who tried to rob me.  It happened in Alabama.

4.  I was valedictorian of my high school class.  I graduated in 1992.

I'm going to go with 1., because that amount of mass would make sudden breaking very dangerous.

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Reply #85 on: February 14, 2009, 06:43:42 AM
Gonna take another turn.

1.  I drove a loaded truck and trailer over 120mph.  It was a 2001 Western Star.

2.  I caught a 14.5 pound catfish with a Zebco 33.  It was at Coffeen Lake in Illinois.

3.  I once beat a mugger who tried to rob me.  It happened in Alabama.

4.  I was valedictorian of my high school class.  I graduated in 1992.

Z- I like the way these are worded almost as if one part could be truth whilest the other the fib. Tricksey.
1- stupid choice, but plausable especially if you were going downhill, and not fully by choice.   
2- I've heard of fish of approachable if not more so size caught, so I'm assuming the tricksy bit is somthing to do with the Zebco. I'm far too lazy, undercaffinated, and sleep deprived to google it soo.. I'm going with plausable.
3. another not terrifically bright choice- and this is one where I really wish I knew you better so I could try to gauge your personality. Plausable.
4. Another plausable, but the most mundane seeming by comparison. SO I'm taking this as my choice as the fib.  Not because I don't think it too is plausable or that you're not awesome enough to have done this, but more due to it's mundaneness compared to the others.

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Reply #86 on: February 14, 2009, 09:17:17 AM
Gonna take another turn.

1.  I drove a loaded truck and trailer over 120mph.  It was a 2001 Western Star.

2.  I caught a 14.5 pound catfish with a Zebco 33.  It was at Coffeen Lake in Illinois.

3.  I once beat a mugger who tried to rob me.  It happened in Alabama.

4.  I was valedictorian of my high school class.  I graduated in 1992.

1. I guess it's possible but I'd have thought the top speed on one of these would be nearer 90 than 120 when it was loaded, even down hill with a tail wind.
2. If you were a good angler no problem with this one. Was it an original Zebco or one of the new fangled versions?
3. Yep, I'll go with that, I don't know you, but get the impression you wouldn't just lay down...and you drive trucks  :D
4. That'd put you in your mid thirtys, yeah, why not.

I'll have to go with #1 as well then.

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Reply #87 on: February 14, 2009, 05:33:50 PM
2 = the lie



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Reply #88 on: February 14, 2009, 09:43:07 PM
Since I know Zathras personally and I know which one is the fib I won't ruin the fun by telling.   :)



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Reply #89 on: February 15, 2009, 09:50:49 AM
I have a problem imagining someone stupid enough to try and mug Zathras.  The idea of being a mugger is to look for the soft target.  Anyone over 6 foot is just a bad choice.  So even though I know most muggers are stupid, I'm going with #3.



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Reply #90 on: February 15, 2009, 01:17:16 PM
#3 is the lie



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Reply #91 on: February 15, 2009, 02:18:15 PM
1.  This is true.  I was strolling along I-55 in Missouri with about 4 other trucks.  We were doing about 75 when a couple of cattle haulers started talking crap about the slow trucks and passed us doing about 90.  I had never let loose in this truck, but it had a big motor and tall gears.  I eased 'er out in the hammer lane and mashed on it.  She jumped forward like I had been holding her back.  I looked at my DDEC (computer) readout.  I was getting 2.1 mpg and the last time I looked at the speed, it was 122 mph.  I had a double white-knuckle grip as I passed the cattle cars like they were sitting still.

2.  The lie.  I don't like to fish.  When I do go, I don't put a hook on my line, only a sinker.  Then I start drinking.  If you're fishing, it's all good, if not, you're an alcoholic.

3.  Yup.  I was leaving a small truck stop and walking to my truck.  I saw something coming at my head and flinched.  I was hit across the side of my head with a chrome pipe.  I lifted my arms and blocked a few more shots with my forearms.  A kinda small guy stepped back and said, "Give me your f-ing wallet."  Now, this was a mistake on several levels.

1.  He picked the wrong guy to mug.
2.  I probably would have given him 5 bucks if he had just asked for it.
3.  There are things that a truck driver needs to have on the road.  Most of them are in my wallet.
4.  He hit me.
5.  He stopped hitting me.

I lunged forward and tackled him.  I had him by the shoulders, banging him against the ground.  I felt something against my ribs and realized he was still trying to hit me with the pipe.  I let go of him and grabbed the pipe.  This is when he squirmed away and took off like the devil himself was chasing him.

4.  Truth.  I actually fall into the super genius IQ category.  I just lack focus.

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Reply #92 on: February 16, 2009, 05:01:57 PM
Y'know, Nash hasn't gone yet, either!



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Reply #93 on: February 16, 2009, 10:18:06 PM
Since I have been requested by the thread originator, here goes:

1) The first time I saw my wife she was in a group of German tourists.  I spotted her and ignored the rest of the group.  We were married over 12 years later.

2) I love the German Autobahns and almost never drive less than 100 MPH (160 KPH) in the unlimited speed zones.  Sadly there seem to be fewer of those every year.

3) I get paid to talk to someone once a week and belittle her.

4) In Prague I stared down a thief, who was trying to steal a piece of my luggage, probably my camera-bag backpack.



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Reply #94 on: February 16, 2009, 10:36:44 PM
I'm going to say #1 is the lie, just because there's a lot of room for fibbing there.
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Reply #95 on: February 16, 2009, 11:06:48 PM
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1) The first time I saw my wife she was in a group of German tourists.  I spotted her and ignored the rest of the group.  We were married over 12 years later.

2) I love the German Autobahns and almost never drive less than 100 MPH (160 KPH) in the unlimited speed zones.  Sadly there seem to be fewer of those every year.

3) I get paid to talk to someone once a week and belittle her.

4) In Prague I stared down a thief, who was trying to steal a piece of my luggage, probably my camera-bag backpack.

I'm gonna say #3 = the lie.  Everything else sounds pretty normal.  Unless you work at a comedy club?  And you are the paid heckler?  Or a D.J.? 



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Reply #96 on: February 16, 2009, 11:09:58 PM
#2. Not sure why, it just feels right.


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Reply #97 on: February 16, 2009, 11:24:47 PM
I think it's number 2, as it's the least interesting of the four statements.



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Reply #98 on: February 17, 2009, 12:10:22 AM
I'm going with number 2.

 
Sadly there seem to be fewer of those every year.

This just doesn't sound right coming from you.



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Reply #99 on: February 17, 2009, 07:11:20 PM
I say #2, because I know I'd be scared to go that fast.

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