*collapses to the floor, twitching slightly*
"Quick... must... die... in... symbolic way..."
*carves the words "I'm not here, this isn't happening" into naked torso (i'm always naked for some reason)*
"Best... final act... ever..."
Russel Nash looks on, bewildered as police sirens blare in the background.
"For crying out loud! You can't arrest me! I'm a deity, so back off!"