Choose your favorite three Twitter stories:
- I'll never forget our first date. A perfect night, alone on lover's lane. Her eyes, blue. Her hair blond. Her lips, red, just like my knife.
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8 (18.6%)
- Cape billowing, he dove from the window towards the fleeing villains, realising too late that this time his dream would be the death of him.
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2 (4.7%)
- Rose-colored glasses hide her sins from my eyes. It’s not easy to look at a killer’s soul. I lift the glasses reluctantly, having no choice.
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3 (7%)
- Thankfully, his arm was under warranty, otherwise it would’ve been another $200 he couldn’t afford. The problem now was how to get to work.
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3 (7%)
- My precious cargo safely sleeping in my holds, I soar through the void. There! A new home. "Let there be light!" Adam and Lilith awaken.
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4 (9.3%)
- The whole room shakes. Vials shatter, books tumble, the spell is ruined. All that time, all that money. I sigh. Earthquake? No. "Squonk!"
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4 (9.3%)
- How do we get our Proper Names, Papa? ~ We name you for the first thing you point and laugh at as a baby. Why do you ask, Dog-Sniffing-Butt?
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2 (4.7%)
- He sent the nuclear bomb back in time. Little did he know that the monsters were more accuratley radiation mutants.
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3 (7%)
- The indestructible robot I built wants to kill me. It won’t stop until it succeeds. I should have designed an OFF button.
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4 (9.3%)
- My love, you know the real me. My hopes, dreams, strengths, and weaknesses. But for once I’d like to touch your twelve-sided die.
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5 (11.6%)
- I never realized. FTL travel makes you speak with slow Shatnerian pauses. Who knew? And, my God, the smarm, the smarm.
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5 (11.6%)
Total Members Voted: 13
Voting closed: May 20, 2009, 02:09:18 AM