Author Topic: PURPLE and the kings of the interweb! (Read 32618 times)

stePH · **Reply #25 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:29:11 PM

Quote from: Bunny on April 18, 2009, 01:11:34 PM

Halp! I huv bin biten bie a wear rabbat

Please keep your lycanthropy to yourself.

Portrait in Flesh · **Reply #26 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:45:04 PM

Quote from: stePH on April 18, 2009, 02:29:11 PM

Quote from: Bunny on April 18, 2009, 01:11:34 PM
Halp! I huv bin biten bie a wear rabbat

Please keep your lycanthropy to yourself.

But, but death awaits us all with nasty big pointy teeth.

Zathras · **Reply #27 on:** April 18, 2009, 04:09:38 PM

Plz do not be using the Hly Hndgrenaid of Auntie Ock!

Zathras · **Reply #28 on:** April 18, 2009, 04:36:59 PM

All of you peasants should be thankful that I allow you to utilize the interweb. Now get on your knees and grovel!

Anarquistador · **Reply #29 on:** April 18, 2009, 05:01:02 PM

I only recognize the authority of His Majesty Joshua Norton. And his rightful heir, whenever he or she should appear.

Anarquistador · **Reply #30 on:** April 18, 2009, 05:07:14 PM

::sets up deck chair on a hill, cracks open a beer, and watches the battle::

Ah, internet wars...so amusing...

lowky · **Reply #31 on:** April 18, 2009, 05:14:48 PM

Quote from: Bedoomed on April 18, 2009, 04:36:59 PM

All of you peasants should be thankful that I allow you to utilize the interweb. Now get on your knees and grovel!

Well i didnt vote for you

Zathras · **Reply #32 on:** April 18, 2009, 05:18:19 PM

Quote from: lowky on April 18, 2009, 05:14:48 PM

Quote from: Bedoomed on April 18, 2009, 04:36:59 PM
All of you peasants should be thankful that I allow you to utilize the interweb. Now get on your knees and grovel!

Well i didnt vote for you

You have shite all over you. Shut up!

Heradel · **Reply #33 on:** April 18, 2009, 05:47:03 PM

I disapprove of your shenanigans.

Portrait in Flesh · **Reply #34 on:** April 18, 2009, 05:58:12 PM

Quote from: Anarquistador on April 18, 2009, 05:07:14 PM

::sets up deck chair on a hill, cracks open a beer, and watches the battle::

* Portrait in Flesh switches the brew with lukewarm Old Milwaukee as the Balrog scratches and adjusts himself.

Portrait in Flesh · **Reply #35 on:** April 18, 2009, 06:06:18 PM

Quote from: Bedoomed on April 18, 2009, 04:36:59 PM

All of you peasants should be thankful that I allow you to utilize the interweb. Now get on your knees and grovel!

Meh. Sounds a little too much like this at about the 3:30 mark.

You might try something like this.

Bdoomed · **Reply #36 on:** April 18, 2009, 07:51:30 PM

IMPOSTER!

Zathras · **Reply #37 on:** April 18, 2009, 08:25:06 PM

That'll teach you to turn me into a bunny!

Bdoomed · **Reply #38 on:** April 18, 2009, 08:33:38 PM

take that.

Zathras · **Reply #39 on:** April 18, 2009, 08:50:02 PM

Owwwww....you newted me in the head.

lowky · **Reply #40 on:** April 18, 2009, 11:50:57 PM

Quote from: Newt on April 18, 2009, 05:18:19 PM

Quote from: lowky on April 18, 2009, 05:14:48 PM
Quote from: Bedoomed on April 18, 2009, 04:36:59 PM
All of you peasants should be thankful that I allow you to utilize the interweb. Now get on your knees and grovel!

Well i didnt vote for you

You have shite all over you. Shut up!

help help i'm being repressed

Russell Nash · **Reply #41 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:41:25 AM

I swear. I go on vacation for a little while and this whole place goes to shit. I'll be back full time to keep you lunatics in line next week.

Bdoomed · **Reply #42 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:50:24 AM

godlessness.

Anarquistador · **Reply #43 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:22:24 AM

Quote from: Portrait in Flesh on April 18, 2009, 05:58:12 PM

Quote from: Anarquistador on April 18, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
::sets up deck chair on a hill, cracks open a beer, and watches the battle::
* Portrait in Flesh switches the brew with lukewarm Old Milwaukee as the Balrog scratches and adjusts himself.

GAH!

Why? WHY must you offend my sensibilities so? Fiendish thing!

Heradel · **Reply #44 on:** April 19, 2009, 04:37:54 AM

Quote from: Bdoomed on April 19, 2009, 02:50:24 AM

godlessness.

But I said I was Godless a long time ago.

Zathras · **Reply #45 on:** April 19, 2009, 04:48:52 AM

Oh great and mighty N-sh! If Thou wouldst find it in Thine heart to restore me to a human form, I would gladly smite Thine enemies. In Thine light we bask and we are but motes of dust to Thee. Wouldst that I, a mere mortal could know Thy desires, I would strive to assist Thee.

Portrait in Flesh · **Reply #46 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:20:10 PM

Quote from: Anarquistador on April 19, 2009, 03:22:24 AM

Quote from: Portrait in Flesh on April 18, 2009, 05:58:12 PM
Quote from: Anarquistador on April 18, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
::sets up deck chair on a hill, cracks open a beer, and watches the battle::
* Portrait in Flesh switches the brew with lukewarm Old Milwaukee as the Balrog scratches and adjusts himself.

GAH!

Why? WHY must you offend my sensibilities so? Fiendish thing!

What? Would you have preferred Pabst Blue Ribbon? Miller Lite? Maybe I should just lug out that cardboard box of fine wine that was being saved for just the right occasion?

Portrait in Flesh · **Reply #47 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:22:17 PM

Quote from: Newt on April 19, 2009, 04:48:52 AM

Oh great and mighty N-sh! If Thou wouldst find it in Thine heart to restore me to a human form, I would gladly smite Thine enemies. In Thine light we bask and we are but motes of dust to Thee. Wouldst that I, a mere mortal could know Thy desires, I would strive to assist Thee.

Well, see, here's the conundrum. The current avatar is...dangerously close to showing sordid newty bits. (Well, it is if you squint at it just so.) If he were restored to his human form, what guarantee would we have that the next avatar wouldn't be lewd as well?

Zathras · **Reply #48 on:** April 19, 2009, 04:16:26 PM

Quote from: Portrait in Flesh on April 19, 2009, 03:20:10 PM

What? Would you have preferred Pabst Blue Ribbon? Miller Lite? Maybe I should just lug out that cardboard box of fine wine that was being saved for just the right occasion?

PBR and Miller are actually good beers. They are just as good as Budweiser. In my opinion, they are better. They are all American Domestic Swill. If you gave most people a glass of PBR with an empty Budweiser bottle, they would never know the difference.

Now, if we are going to talk about REAL beer, then most of the people in this forum would need links and an education.

Just a few of the beers that I enjoy:

Stouts (I lump these all together, as I like them infrequently, so no need to say Oatmeal Stout Imperial Stout, etc.)
India Pale Ales
Pale Ales
Blonds
Unfiltered Wheats
Pilsners (Domestic Swill are pilsners)
Specialty Brews
Hefeweizen
Fruit Ales

I don't care for Nut Ales too often.

If you want to have a discussion about beer, start a new thread, I'll jump in!

stePH · **Reply #49 on:** April 19, 2009, 04:45:11 PM

Quote from: Newt on April 19, 2009, 04:16:26 PM

PBR and Miller are actually good beers. They are just as good as Budweiser. In my opinion, they are better.

Wow, talk about damning with faint praise.

Yes, I like to call them "massproduced American* pisslagers". I'd rather drink a glass of cold water than drink Budweiser or the like.

*Of course, other countries have their own massproduced pisslagers as well, but the USA has elevated it almost to an art form.

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