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on: April 19, 2009, 11:52:22 PM
What?  Would you have preferred Pabst Blue Ribbon?  Miller Lite?  Maybe I should just lug out that cardboard box of fine wine that was being saved for just the right occasion?

PBR and Miller are actually good beers.  They are just as good as Budweiser.  In my opinion, they are better.  They are all American Domestic Swill.  If you gave most people a glass of PBR with an empty Budweiser bottle, they would never know the difference.
Sure they would, first sip of the PBR they would be like wow this budweiser actually tastes pretty good for a change.  Budweiser is no longer beer it's sake.  Bud swill is made with rice not wheat.

American pisswater is like sex in a canoe F@#king close to water


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Now, if we are going to talk about REAL beer, then most of the people in this forum would need links and an education.   ;D

Just a few of the beers that I enjoy:

Stouts  (I lump these all together, as I like them infrequently, so no need to say Oatmeal Stout Imperial Stout, etc.)
India Pale Ales
Pale Ales
Blonds
Unfiltered Wheats
Pilsners (Domestic Swill are pilsners)
Specialty Brews
Hefeweizen
Fruit Ales

I don't care for Nut Ales too often.

If you want to have a discussion about beer, start a new thread, I'll jump in!

I would say that favorites of mine include:
  • Stouts
  • Almost anything by New Belgium Brewing Company but especially Giddyup and 1554
  • Oak Creek Nut Brown
  • Blue Moon and it's ilk actually if you are in a part of the US where you can get it (Michigan and surrounding states mostly) Bell's Oberon will blow Blue Moon out of the water.
  • pumpkin ales
  • and while not technically beer I love a good 'hard' cider


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Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 12:05:01 AM
i hate alcohol tis gross

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 12:07:14 AM
Woodchuck Pear Cider FTW!



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Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 12:20:45 AM
Woodchuck Pear Cider FTW!

I actually prefer ACE pear cider.  Especially half and half with Guiness. 


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Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 02:11:17 AM
I prefer the Woodchuck Amber... good stuff! I've had the Pale Ale and and Pear and the Granny Smith. For me, Amber is the winner, but they are all good!

Have you ever heard of K? It's good too (hard cider). Taste more like wine than anything else.



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Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 02:24:00 AM
I like Sam Adams. They make a good beer; larger company with the micro-brew sentiment. My favorite is the Oktoberfest, but their Cream Stout is good too.

At the risk of seeming to be a traitor to my ancestors, I'm not really a fan of stout ale. I'm more in the brown or amber ales. Lager I could take or leave; it depends on who's brewing it.

As to most American beers, yeah....like sex in a canoe.

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Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 04:40:13 AM
Utopia

"k" is ok, as you said, it's more like wine, which I do not care for.

Orkney Skull Splitter is good, if only for the name!

Tinkerbell bought a sampler case of Dundee's from Costco.  It was pretty good.



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Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 04:45:09 AM
When I can afford luxuries like beer, I like to drink what's brewed locally.  When I lived in Woodinville that meant Red Hook (the brewery was just a few miles from my apartment).  Now it's Widmer Bros. (I love "Drop Top" ale when I can get it on tap; for some reason the bottled stuff doesn't taste the same), Deschutes, and other Portland Oregon micros.

As I said in the other thread, I'd rather drink a glass of cold water than Budweiser, or any other massproduced pisslager for that matter.

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Reply #8 on: April 20, 2009, 01:40:54 PM


Remember the ladies.

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Reply #9 on: April 20, 2009, 02:00:56 PM
When I can afford luxuries like beer, I like to drink what's brewed locally.  When I lived in Woodinville that meant Red Hook (the brewery was just a few miles from my apartment).  Now it's Widmer Bros. (I love "Drop Top" ale when I can get it on tap; for some reason the bottled stuff doesn't taste the same), Deschutes, and other Portland Oregon micros.

As I said in the other thread, I'd rather drink a glass of cold water than Budweiser, or any other massproduced pisslager for that matter.

OoH i forgot abbout Deschutes.  I like the porter.  Can't remember it's name but we carried the porter and something else from deschutes at our bar in the Grand Canyon.  too lazy to go check the web


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Reply #10 on: April 20, 2009, 02:03:55 PM


Remember the ladies.

Too bad about that.  Without liquor, nobody would want to kiss them.



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Reply #11 on: April 20, 2009, 03:24:02 PM

Remember the ladies.

Too bad about that.  Without liquor, nobody would want to kiss them.


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Reply #12 on: April 20, 2009, 05:17:21 PM

Remember the ladies.

Too bad about that.  Without liquor, nobody would want to kiss them.


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Reply #13 on: April 21, 2009, 03:08:32 AM
You sure those aren't men in drag?

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Reply #14 on: April 21, 2009, 03:29:48 AM
You sure those aren't men in drag?

No. No I am not sure at all.
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Reply #15 on: April 22, 2009, 01:46:11 AM


Remember the ladies.

Too bad about that.  Without liquor, nobody would want to kiss them.
Yeah i was just thinking that something like that could make me an alcoholic, just for insurance purposes...



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Reply #16 on: April 22, 2009, 04:24:14 AM


Remember the ladies.

Too bad about that.  Without liquor, nobody would want to kiss them.

is that a zombie on the far left middle row, or a badly preserved attempt at human taxidermy.

time for another drink (not that there is enough alcohol ever produced to make some of those women attractive)


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Reply #17 on: April 22, 2009, 04:34:48 AM
i duno... ive had a few shots of 151 and the one on the far right is starting to look ... well... like a girl.

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #18 on: April 22, 2009, 05:22:18 AM
heh, to be fair, I bet any of them could be made up to look pretty, or at least amenable.. even just by virtue of expression change.

/no fun at all
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Reply #19 on: April 22, 2009, 05:33:50 AM
So now that I'm legally of age to purchase this beer substance (insert long, hard look at Bdoomed, with overtones of knowing his parents phone number, and wouldn't they like to know what their college boy is up to), any recommendations? My previous alcoholic experiences have been limited to chiefly wine and it's derivatives.

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Reply #20 on: April 22, 2009, 12:58:12 PM
Hereadel, go get a sampler pack.  There are lots of companies that put them out.  Be warned, if you are drinking specialty beers, some of them have alcohol content 2x or more of the domestic swill that's out there.  If there is a package store around that carries Boulevard, I'd recommend a sampler of it.  Sam Adams is always a good choice, too.

Beer is not meant to be consumed ice cold, in a bottle or in a can!  Get yourself a couple of pilsner glasses from Walmart or somewhere.  When you pour a bear, there should be some head.  To really get into a beer, you need to experience it.  Hold the glass up to the light and check out it's color.  Bring it close and sample the aroma before you drink it.  Your first drink should not be a gulp.  Have a drink and let the beer roll over your tongue.  Give it a second after you've swallowed to appreciate the after taste. 

Contrary to those dumb ass Keystone commercials, there is nothing wrong with bitter beer!

That ought to get you started down the path of being a beer snob!

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Reply #21 on: April 28, 2009, 02:07:29 AM
(insert long, hard look at Bdoomed, with overtones of knowing his parents phone number, and wouldn't they like to know what their college boy is up to)
oh they know.  they don care. suck it.

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #22 on: April 28, 2009, 02:30:31 AM
I've fallen hard in love with Belgian beers.  They're very much in vogue in Taipei right now, and a bottle costs $5-6 (USD) at a pub or $3-4 in a grocery store.  And to think I never would have encountered them if I hadn't moved to Taiwan.

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Reply #23 on: April 28, 2009, 01:15:52 PM
So now that I'm legally of age to purchase this beer substance (insert long, hard look at Bdoomed, with overtones of knowing his parents phone number, and wouldn't they like to know what their college boy is up to), any recommendations? My previous alcoholic experiences have been limited to chiefly wine and it's derivatives.

Since hot weather is apparently here, you should try some appropriate beers.  I'd recommend starting with Belgian-style beers.  Lambics, for example, go down quite well in the summer.  Weiss beers are also terrific in hot weather.  Weiss beers in general are less bitter than many other beers: not that there's anything wrong with bitter beer, but I wouldn't recommend it to a beer neophyte.

What I would recommend is finding a good beer bar, bellying up, and tell your story to the bartender.  Beer geeks love to proselytize, and a good bartender who's really into beer will let you try a lot of different samples, help you figure out what you like, and give you a little education along the way.

Oh, and to clear up a misconception.  Despite the "making love in a canoe" stereotype, mass-market American beer doesn't necessarily have a low alcohol content- Budweiser is more alcoholic than Guinness, for example.  And there are many fantastic beers that do have low alcohol content.  Flavor and alcohol content are two entirely separate things: while Bud may taste nasty, it's pretty good at getting you drunk. 



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Reply #24 on: April 28, 2009, 02:21:25 PM
I you are just wanting to get drunk, might I suggest Yukon Jack on the rocks?