Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

[Corydon]

Oh, this is too, too brilliant

300: Gays kill blacks.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

And three by Neil Gaiman:
CORALINE: Misfit discovers she is special person in a secret world just beside our own.
NEVERWHERE: Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.
STARDUST: Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.

[Listener]

Oh, this is too, too brilliant

CORALINE: Misfit discovers she is special person in a secret world just beside our own.
NEVERWHERE: Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.
STARDUST: Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.

AMERICAN GODS: Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world that is also our own.
ANANSI BOYS: Person discovers that a version of himself is a misfit, though he is not, and has to deal with a secret world that is also our own.

[birdless]

Some of those are hilarious. I didn't have time to read them all, but this one made me chuckle out loud:

TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

[DKT]

Some of those are hilarious. I didn't have time to read them all, but this one made me chuckle out loud:

TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

Awesome.

[Bdoomed]

KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.

[deflective]

wait, is being in a coma now considered irresponsible?
maybe absentee mother

[Russell Nash]

SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl.

[Ocicat]

I love these:

# STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
# STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
# STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.

[stePH]

Rendezvous with Rama: Human crew explores alien spacecraft, learns nothing, goes home.

[stePH]

MY GIRL: Boy killed by female friend’s irresponsibility.

The Bridge to Terabithia: Girl killed by male friend's irresponsibility.

WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

This isn't even remotely the book I read.  Must be some other Watchmen.

[stePH]

And three by Neil Gaiman:
CORALINE: Misfit discovers she is special person in a secret world just beside our own.
NEVERWHERE: Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.
STARDUST: Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.

You missed:

MIRRORMASK: Misfit discovers she is special person in a secret world just beside our own.

[Anarquistador]

BEOWULF: Colonists hire assassin to drive natives from land.

* Anarquistador fights down Medieval Studies Scholar Rage...

Well, I guess that's a step up from the movie: Jock kills retarded boy, bangs mother, yells a lot.

Of course this one's my favorite:

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.

[Portrait in Flesh]

Of course this one's my favorite:

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.

"And after the spanking, the oral sex!"

Figures.   

[Listener]

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS: Stoners prove that if you kill everyone, you get away with it.