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on: March 19, 2009, 02:50:56 PM


This is a thread for those things that don't quite seem real, but are. Like monkey butlers, weird underseas creatures, or Cthulhu kittens. Make sure to include a link back to something authoritative.

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Reply #1 on: March 19, 2009, 03:14:42 PM
OMFG it's Sin from Final Fantasy 10:o

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Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 04:58:06 AM

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Reply #3 on: March 20, 2009, 05:03:11 PM
The True Love Waits performance I have on my iPod seems too good to be true



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Reply #4 on: March 20, 2009, 05:47:50 PM
I think the transparent head fish qualifies:




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Reply #5 on: March 20, 2009, 07:43:54 PM
I think the transparent head fish qualifies:



Curiously enough, somebody on another board (who I'm pretty sure doesn't listen to George Hrab) posted that a couple of days after the Geologic Podcast featured it as "Interesting Fauna".

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Reply #6 on: March 21, 2009, 08:59:07 AM
The Burgess Shale Fossils and others from that period - 505 million years old - contain creatures that are most outlandish, many having no modern descendants. Many with wierd symmetries.

Hallucigenia

Anomalocaris

Marrella


Opabinia


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Reply #7 on: March 23, 2009, 04:18:53 PM
I present to you, Flammable Water (or, a sign something has gone so wrong that one should be on the lookout for hellhounds):

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Reply #8 on: April 11, 2009, 02:08:46 AM
Look at the very center for ten seconds. Then look someplace else.

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Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 10:56:50 PM
...suddenly I feel an urge to kill a head of state.

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Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 11:11:55 PM
Look at the very center for ten seconds. Then look someplace else.

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Okay ... and?

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Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 11:28:23 PM
Arg. The original site I grabbed the flash off took it down, put in a replacement.

I find it works best with textured surfaces or blocks of text.

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Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 09:05:52 PM
This one probably doesn't exist, but if it did it would be very cool: http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/15/china-reports-dolphins-foiled-pirate-attack/?hp

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Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 09:12:17 PM
Cyberdyne created HAL. Srsly.

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Reply #14 on: April 15, 2009, 09:21:06 PM
Cyberdyne created HAL. Srsly.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF GEEKASTIC POWERS YOU'RE MEDDLING WITH?!?!

This does not bode well…  :o



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Reply #15 on: April 15, 2009, 09:53:51 PM
Cyberdyne created HAL. Srsly.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF GEEKASTIC POWERS YOU'RE MEDDLING WITH?!?!

This does not bode well…  :o

Warning: HAL not for use in Dissembling processes.
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Reply #16 on: April 16, 2009, 12:34:49 AM
and from that article i learned this! http://www.aptera.com
i did not know this existed, and i officially want one.

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #17 on: April 17, 2009, 08:33:57 AM
and from that article i learned this! http://www.aptera.com
i did not know this existed, and i officially want one.
Nah. All that "gas mileage" crap is just a passing fad.
I want a 1938 Phantom Corsair.


recent video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z8HtjTgkqw
1938 movie scenes, where it had the fictional name of the "Flying Wombat" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpUHvXIXFQY

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Reply #18 on: April 17, 2009, 03:30:15 PM
I want a 1938 Phantom Corsair.

Whitewall tires are sooooooooooo passé   :P
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Reply #19 on: April 19, 2009, 01:11:59 PM
I want a 1938 Phantom Corsair.

Whitewall tires are sooooooooooo/b] passé   :P

But I'm sure the bulletproof shielding and the optional grappling hook more than make up for it

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Reply #20 on: April 19, 2009, 03:12:02 PM
I want a 1938 Phantom Corsair.

Whitewall tires are sooooooooooo/b] passé   :P

But I'm sure the bulletproof shielding and the optional grappling hook more than make up for it

Well, I hear tell it's much better than the type of security system your vehicle employs:


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Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 10:30:45 PM
You mock the llama because you've never tasted his wrath...

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Reply #22 on: April 22, 2009, 01:32:50 AM
You mock the llama because you've never tasted his wrath...



I've sampled what the Deli Llama has to offer, thankyouverymuch.   :P


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Reply #23 on: May 02, 2009, 02:34:32 PM
You mock the llama because you've never tasted his wrath...



I've sampled what the Deli Llama has to offer, thankyouverymuch.   :P



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Reply #24 on: May 02, 2009, 03:25:32 PM
You mock the llama because you've never tasted his wrath...



I've sampled what the Deli Llama has to offer, thankyouverymuch.   :P



let me point out- FUNNY but not real can't be real shan't be real!!


SO MOTE IT BE!

Actually, I was initially going to use a different picture, but I have a suspicion that Anarq prefers a perkier llama with better grooming habits.
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