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on: May 29, 2009, 04:12:35 PM
I remember watching and enjoying the Sid & Marty Croft classic Land of the Lost on teevee as a small sprog. I'm sure it could make a good movie, or series of movies, in the right hands.

Whose stupid frakking idea was it to turn it into a screwball comedy?  >:(

Fuck you, Will Ferrell. Fuck you up your stupid, not-funny ass.  >:( >:(

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Reply #1 on: May 29, 2009, 04:20:36 PM
stePh calm down, count to ten, and put a picture of Will Ferrell on your dart board.  Save the F-bombs for special occasions.



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Reply #2 on: May 29, 2009, 05:06:04 PM
I don't know. Ive not seen the original, but judging from the previews, this movie is sufficiently mind bogglingly stupid it deserves a few four letter words.

And then everyone involved with it should be taken out and shot.



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Reply #3 on: May 29, 2009, 05:30:04 PM
I'd be happy if someone just made Will Ferrell go away.  He is NOT funny.



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Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 06:18:43 PM
I'd be happy if someone just made Will Ferrell go away.  He is NOT funny.

Most accurate statement of the decade.

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Reply #5 on: May 31, 2009, 03:31:18 AM
Meh. I have the same reaction to this as I did to the Transformers movie: indifference. It was based on a crappy kids show designed to sell me toys; my expectations are too low to disappoint.

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Reply #6 on: May 31, 2009, 03:15:56 PM
Meh. I have the same reaction to this as I did to the Transformers movie: indifference. It was based on a crappy kids show designed to sell me toys; my expectations are too low to disappoint.

Except that there were never any Land of the Lost toys that I saw.  In fact, no Kroft show ever had toy tie-ins that I was aware of.  They were back in the days before children's shows were being produced with toy marketing in mind (I think He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was the first of those).

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Reply #7 on: May 31, 2009, 03:34:33 PM
He-Man was the first show that was produced to sell tie-ins.  Before that they produced the shows and then thought about the tie-ins.  Before that they didn't do tie-ins unless the show was insanely popular.  Kroft shows would be a prime example of shows that were never worthy of tie-ins. 





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Reply #8 on: June 01, 2009, 12:50:49 AM
He-Man was the first show that was produced to sell tie-ins.  Before that they produced the shows and then thought about the tie-ins.  Before that they didn't do tie-ins unless the show was insanely popular.  Kroft shows would be a prime example of shows that were never worthy of tie-ins. 




If i could have had sigmund and the sea monsters action figures and the like as a child I would have been all over that.  I probably still would.  The main one I don't believe is Sid and Marty insisting their shows weren't about/fueled by drugs.  Lidsville, H. R. Puffnstuff? come on.  If those shows weren't made on and about drugs, then neither were Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas or Naked Lunch.


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Reply #9 on: June 01, 2009, 02:02:28 AM
The usually shitty SciFi Channel had a Land of the Lost marathon on during the US Memorial Day.  I watched a few episodes because I loved it as a kid.  I forgot how weird it was.  Man, some of the stuff was out there.  In one episode Marshall was hallucinating and saw Will as a Civil War era soldier and Holly as some dame in an old timey dress speaking in a British accent.  I forgot all about the weird light being that lived in the swamp, too.  And he had some type of star ship.  Crazy stuff. 

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Reply #10 on: June 01, 2009, 11:24:06 PM
The usually shitty SciFi Channel had a Land of the Lost marathon on during the US Memorial Day.  I watched a few episodes because I loved it as a kid.  I forgot how weird it was.  Man, some of the stuff was out there.  In one episode Marshall was hallucinating and saw Will as a Civil War era soldier and Holly as some dame in an old timey dress speaking in a British accent.  I forgot all about the weird light being that lived in the swamp, too.  And he had some type of star ship.  Crazy stuff. 
See I told you that Sid and Marty Kroft were on drugs during all of their shows.


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Reply #11 on: June 02, 2009, 04:05:42 AM
Say what you will about it, but LAND OF THE LOST was not made to sell toys to kids - you don't hire DC Fontana to help you devise some disposable kid/toy crap show.  Kids had to wait a little longer for the wave of that type of stuff: HE-MAN, GI-JOE, TRANSFORMERS et. al.



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Reply #12 on: June 03, 2009, 01:25:48 AM
If i could have had sigmund and the sea monsters action figures and the like as a child I would have been all over that.  I probably still would. 

You know you want it:


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Reply #13 on: June 03, 2009, 02:14:46 PM
If i could have had sigmund and the sea monsters action figures and the like as a child I would have been all over that.  I probably still would. 

You know you want it:


Amazon Link
drool. 
you bastard you had to go and post a link
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Reply #14 on: June 06, 2009, 03:11:06 AM
I was never a "Land of the Lost" fan, but I still think stePH has the right of it in the original post, on the basis of seeing the TV ads.

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