The story so far.
The Comet was hurtling towards an asteroid. The Computer Showed a BSOD while scientists rushed to their telescopes.
"Crap!" Amber ran From the alert.
While far away the aliens schemed!
Zorg sold guns to the aliens, whos devious plot for the 5th House of Andar, involved angry weasels with missing teeth, lots of Mescaline and an armadillo. The aliens headed by U'sk amassed out by the replica of the Holy Reuben Sandwich of T'ch'k'tch'kae first Emperor of the Mi-go brain jar.
"Zorg" U'sk bellowed.
Meanwhile, the pink invisible Unicorn frollicked with Donny Osmond in a field. But sadly it lost it's horn and its mind, when Donny did nothing to help correct the terrible loss of the Ambassador's pet llama.
The lama was confident that it looked better than crazy Gary Busey but feard aliens would steal the the unicorns secrate hoard of cocaine Out in the Gumdrop Orchard. They began Morris dancing while dressed as angry ST:TOS Klingons Wearing pink TuTus. then amber awoke with a start and reached for that damn alarm-clock. She started scratching The Triangular Rash. "Llama, Llama, Llamma Duck" "No it's the end of the world the sky is kissing Jimi Hendrix in a purple rain over the plain in Spain while Chaos Legions sharpen their swords." "Are you sure this story makes my head hurt ?" "Oh yes, I'm sure. VERY sure. !" Zorg told U'sk. "it must die!" "Eek! It's alive!" "What is it doing in that
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