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Reply #26 on: September 26, 2009, 10:38:34 AM
So you're suggesting we all abandon our proven, personal, active gods and break bread with one that's so busy he won't even know we're there, let alone update his blog regularly?
What's next; trying to convince us that we should give up feasting and dancing naked around a fire to sit on hard benches and look at some guy who's been nailed to a plus sign?

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #27 on: September 27, 2009, 12:25:40 AM
What's next; trying to convince us that we should give up feasting and dancing naked around a fire to sit on hard benches and look at some guy who's been nailed to a plus sign?
sounds like a good idea to me.
lets do it.
while we're at it we can yell at those still dancing around the fire.

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #28 on: September 28, 2009, 08:59:34 PM
What's next; trying to convince us that we should give up feasting and dancing naked around a fire to sit on hard benches and look at some guy who's been nailed to a plus sign?
sounds like a good idea to me.
lets do it.
while we're at it we can yell at those still dancing around the fire.
*headdesk*
You aren't supposed to like the alternative, Prophet.

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Reply #29 on: September 28, 2009, 09:22:31 PM
What's next; trying to convince us that we should give up feasting and dancing naked around a fire to sit on hard benches and look at some guy who's been nailed to a plus sign?
sounds like a good idea to me.
lets do it.
while we're at it we can yell at those still dancing around the fire.
*headdesk*
You aren't supposed to like the alternative, Prophet.

Does the phrase "secret sacred ritual" mean nothing to you guys.  Next time I'm telling the girls they have to wear clothes.



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Reply #30 on: September 28, 2009, 10:09:12 PM
What's next; trying to convince us that we should give up feasting and dancing naked around a fire to sit on hard benches and look at some guy who's been nailed to a plus sign?
sounds like a good idea to me.
lets do it.
while we're at it we can yell at those still dancing around the fire.
*headdesk*
You aren't supposed to like the alternative, Prophet.

Does the phrase "secret sacred ritual" mean nothing to you guys.  Next time I'm telling the girls they have to wear clothes.

You're still mad that we mixed up the the Wet T-shirt contest with the Burnt Offerings, aren't you?

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Reply #31 on: September 29, 2009, 12:18:26 AM
so that's where shwankie went.

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #32 on: September 29, 2009, 02:42:27 AM
so that's where shwankie went.
No, no. She pulled a ham string during the Sacrificial Pole Dance Competition.

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Reply #33 on: September 29, 2009, 06:03:52 AM
so that's where shwankie went.
No, no. She pulled a ham string during the Sacrificial Pole Dance Competition.

Serves her right.  No one should do that with a goat.

Edit:typo
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Reply #34 on: September 29, 2009, 10:32:47 AM
so that's where shwankie went.
No, no. She pulled a ham string during the Sacrificial Pole Dance Competition.

Servers her right.  No one should do that with a goat.
Go on acting all high-and-mighty. You were at the tip rail with the rest of us.

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Reply #35 on: September 29, 2009, 11:57:04 AM
so that's where shwankie went.
No, no. She pulled a ham string during the Sacrificial Pole Dance Competition.

Servers her right.  No one should do that with a goat.
Go on acting all high-and-mighty. You were at the tip rail with the rest of us.

Was not.  She came to my booth.



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Reply #36 on: September 29, 2009, 01:00:34 PM
Damn!  Typo was fixed.  But you still got it wrong, didn't you?  Shouldn't it have been severs her right?



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Reply #37 on: September 29, 2009, 01:22:46 PM
Damn!  Typo was fixed.  But you still got it wrong, didn't you?  Shouldn't it have been severs her right?

Why do you make such comments?  We were talking about serious religious observations.



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Reply #38 on: September 29, 2009, 03:52:51 PM
Damn!  Typo was fixed.  But you still got it wrong, didn't you?  Shouldn't it have been severs her right?

Why do you make such comments?  We were talking about serious religious observations.

We make such comments because we serve HIS WILL,  there is punctuation to pervert, Worlds to be destroyed, and orations to be made Maleficent.  May these comments please YOU oh MIGHTY Alisdair, Bringer of Despair. 


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Reply #39 on: September 30, 2009, 07:38:34 AM
i am just wating for al's " its hard to be a god" out-tro

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Reply #40 on: October 10, 2009, 05:29:47 AM
How can I give my worship and devotion to a man who promised a final Pancast episode on the Doctor Who season finale over a year ago, and has still failed to deliver on it?  :P

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Reply #41 on: October 22, 2009, 01:04:28 PM
I don't need pie, offering or bribes. I happily follow the Orator Maleficent. Although N_sh is mighty, he has no accent.

Oh, great and mighty Alasdair, Orator Maleficent, He of the Silvered Tongue, guide this humble fangirl past jumping up and down and squeeing upon hearing the greatness of Thy voice.
Oh mighty Mur the Magnificent. I am not worthy.