The Orator Maleficent wants you!

[KES]

From the look of things he's been busy providing for his followers
http://www.alasdairstuart.com/2009/09/25/wheres-al-the-bigger-on-the-inside-edition-part-2/
http://www.alasdairstuart.com/2009/09/23/wheres-al-the-bigger-on-the-inside-edition-part-1/

 

[Thaurismunths]

So you're suggesting we all abandon our proven, personal, active gods and break bread with one that's so busy he won't even know we're there, let alone update his blog regularly?
What's next; trying to convince us that we should give up feasting and dancing naked around a fire to sit on hard benches and look at some guy who's been nailed to a plus sign?

[Bdoomed]

What's next; trying to convince us that we should give up feasting and dancing naked around a fire to sit on hard benches and look at some guy who's been nailed to a plus sign?

sounds like a good idea to me.
lets do it.
while we're at it we can yell at those still dancing around the fire.

[Thaurismunths]

What's next; trying to convince us that we should give up feasting and dancing naked around a fire to sit on hard benches and look at some guy who's been nailed to a plus sign?

sounds like a good idea to me.
lets do it.
while we're at it we can yell at those still dancing around the fire.

*headdesk*
You aren't supposed to like the alternative, Prophet.

[Russell Nash]

What's next; trying to convince us that we should give up feasting and dancing naked around a fire to sit on hard benches and look at some guy who's been nailed to a plus sign?

sounds like a good idea to me.
lets do it.
while we're at it we can yell at those still dancing around the fire.

*headdesk*
You aren't supposed to like the alternative, Prophet.

Does the phrase "secret sacred ritual" mean nothing to you guys.  Next time I'm telling the girls they have to wear clothes.

[Thaurismunths]

What's next; trying to convince us that we should give up feasting and dancing naked around a fire to sit on hard benches and look at some guy who's been nailed to a plus sign?

sounds like a good idea to me.
lets do it.
while we're at it we can yell at those still dancing around the fire.

*headdesk*
You aren't supposed to like the alternative, Prophet.

Does the phrase "secret sacred ritual" mean nothing to you guys.  Next time I'm telling the girls they have to wear clothes.

You're still mad that we mixed up the the Wet T-shirt contest with the Burnt Offerings, aren't you?

[Bdoomed]

so that's where shwankie went.

[Thaurismunths]

so that's where shwankie went.

No, no. She pulled a ham string during the Sacrificial Pole Dance Competition.

[Russell Nash]

so that's where shwankie went.

No, no. She pulled a ham string during the Sacrificial Pole Dance Competition.

Serves her right.  No one should do that with a goat.

Edit:typo

[Thaurismunths]

so that's where shwankie went.

No, no. She pulled a ham string during the Sacrificial Pole Dance Competition.

Servers her right.  No one should do that with a goat.

Go on acting all high-and-mighty. You were at the tip rail with the rest of us.

[Russell Nash]

so that's where shwankie went.

No, no. She pulled a ham string during the Sacrificial Pole Dance Competition.

Servers her right.  No one should do that with a goat.

Go on acting all high-and-mighty. You were at the tip rail with the rest of us.

Was not.  She came to my booth.

[Jason M]

Damn!  Typo was fixed.  But you still got it wrong, didn't you?  Shouldn't it have been severs her right?

[Russell Nash]

Damn!  Typo was fixed.  But you still got it wrong, didn't you?  Shouldn't it have been severs her right?

Why do you make such comments?  We were talking about serious religious observations.

[lowky]

Damn!  Typo was fixed.  But you still got it wrong, didn't you?  Shouldn't it have been severs her right?

Why do you make such comments?  We were talking about serious religious observations.

We make such comments because we serve HIS WILL,  there is punctuation to pervert, Worlds to be destroyed, and orations to be made Maleficent.  May these comments please YOU oh MIGHTY Alisdair, Bringer of Despair. 

[oddpod]

i am just wating for al's " its hard to be a god" out-tro

[stePH]

How can I give my worship and devotion to a man who promised a final Pancast episode on the Doctor Who season finale over a year ago, and has still failed to deliver on it? 

[MacArthurBug]

I don't need pie, offering or bribes. I happily follow the Orator Maleficent. Although N_sh is mighty, he has no accent.