“You are the greatest human in the world,” the dragon told the boy who desperately wanted to be a dragon, too.
“Hearken,” he spake, drawing thither, “and alight thine eyes on yon comely maiden betwixt such knaves as they.”
“Great Caesar’s Ghost!” Amy sputtered. “What glorious lovemaking!”
The 2010 winners are out. My day has already gotten off to a good start.
Quote“Hearken,” he spake, drawing thither, “and alight thine eyes on yon comely maiden betwixt such knaves as they.”
Once upon a time, there was a talking lamp whose lightbulb fell out and hit a person and the person got shocked and destroyed everything. Megan GroppeThis is such an uncanny recreation of the way five-year-olds tell stories that I assume that the Axe Cop audience would buy up the entire first printing.
Under Bob’s fez was another.Jeff MarrI like that one because it feels like it's missing a word, but then it takes a moment to figure out what it would be, and then once you've figured it out you realize that adding it would make the sentence even worse. I don't know why that kind of conundrum amuses me, but it does.
"Tuesday. Africa. Lion o’clock. "I must say, I think the right writer could make a hell of a story from that (Jesus christ its Lion o'clock, get in the car!)