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Mr. Tweedy

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Reply #100 on: July 23, 2007, 05:54:25 PM
Satan!  I suspected it was you!

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Leon Kensington

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Reply #101 on: July 23, 2007, 06:09:53 PM
Oh, dear God forgive me!  BANG!!!


BRAAAAINS!!!!  He raised the rifle.  BRAAAAINS!!!



Mr. Tweedy

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Reply #102 on: July 23, 2007, 06:17:52 PM
No violence!  Negotiate with the zombies.

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Leon Kensington

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Reply #103 on: July 24, 2007, 04:20:42 PM
Retorting, "Bullets are cheaper than hitmen."



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Reply #104 on: July 24, 2007, 05:07:16 PM
Wanted: Redshirt Hitmen; No Experience Needed

Life is a multiple choice test. Unfortunately, the answers are not provided.  You have to go and find them before picking the best one.


Leon Kensington

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Reply #105 on: July 24, 2007, 05:10:13 PM
If I only had a gun!



Mr. Tweedy

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Reply #106 on: July 24, 2007, 06:19:37 PM
Hey!  Who used all the bullets?

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Leon Kensington

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Reply #107 on: July 24, 2007, 06:22:05 PM
Pizza, Ribs, Ham, Pudding, Tasty.  EAT!!!



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Reply #108 on: July 25, 2007, 04:47:55 PM
His friend Troy passed away yesterday.


Excuse me, but what exactly is ScatterPod?


Thaurismunths

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Reply #109 on: July 31, 2007, 11:55:49 PM
Earl calls 'dibs' on Troy's Mower.

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #110 on: August 01, 2007, 12:43:31 AM
Thaurismunths plagiarizes Damon's EP contest story! :-D



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Reply #111 on: August 01, 2007, 11:14:50 AM
Troy's ghost haunts Earl's new mower.

Zombie Earl ignores Troy's mower's possession.

Life is a multiple choice test. Unfortunately, the answers are not provided.  You have to go and find them before picking the best one.


Thaurismunths

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Reply #112 on: August 01, 2007, 05:30:59 PM
Thaurismunths plagiarizes Damon's EP contest story! :-D
If you can't be original, steal from someone who is!

(Actually it was "wife" but I thought better of it, and went for something more (less?) red-neck. But yeah, couldn't help but think of The Neighbors.)

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


Leon Kensington

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Reply #113 on: August 01, 2007, 06:19:02 PM
Could you get me a towel.



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Reply #114 on: August 01, 2007, 06:55:31 PM
Would you like fries with that?



Mr. Tweedy

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Reply #115 on: August 01, 2007, 07:20:08 PM
Would you like eyes with that?

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Leon Kensington

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Reply #116 on: August 01, 2007, 07:36:48 PM
I would like some BRRAAAAINS please.



Thaurismunths

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Reply #117 on: August 02, 2007, 11:39:07 AM
RAAAH HURRRR MURRAAHH BRAINS AAAAAARRRGH MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


Mr. Tweedy

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Reply #118 on: August 02, 2007, 01:25:55 PM
My brain!  I was using that!

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Holden

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Reply #119 on: August 02, 2007, 04:03:48 PM
Use this microchip instead. It's better.



Leon Kensington

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Reply #120 on: August 02, 2007, 04:49:39 PM
WHAT!  He is still alive.  Crap.



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Reply #121 on: September 23, 2007, 06:28:20 AM
Beta particle absorbant, "Do not eat".

I feed The Pod.
("planish" rhymes with "vanish")


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Reply #122 on: September 23, 2007, 08:36:55 AM
Earl goes shopping.  Finds no brains.



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Reply #123 on: September 23, 2007, 08:22:09 PM
Gordons alive? .. alive ... alive ...alive ... alive


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Reply #124 on: September 24, 2007, 08:09:48 AM
Nope, Gordon's dead. Dead, dead, dead.