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iamafish

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Reply #275 on: July 07, 2011, 03:27:37 PM
born, live, die... not long enough


olivaw

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Reply #276 on: July 08, 2011, 12:43:19 PM
Then I rolled a natural twenty.



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Reply #277 on: July 08, 2011, 11:52:11 PM
Thread necromancy indeed! Earl lives again?

Here's some I thought of...

Room for rent. No large snakes.

Paparazzi: Real people or flash fiction?


I'm not evil. I'm corporate.


olivaw

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Reply #278 on: July 09, 2011, 09:49:15 AM
Wake up! Time for your funeral.



olivaw

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Reply #279 on: July 10, 2011, 04:32:23 PM
The dragons liked my singing? Hells!



olivaw

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Reply #280 on: July 11, 2011, 01:11:34 PM
ALLCAST HACKING REGIOMANCER CORTEX PROBE SCANDAL



olivaw

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Reply #281 on: July 12, 2011, 06:12:11 PM
I whittled myself a new CPU.



olivaw

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Reply #282 on: July 13, 2011, 12:35:07 PM
Will you marry my avatar, Beloved?



olivaw

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Reply #283 on: July 14, 2011, 02:22:55 PM
No, Luke. I am Santa Claus.



olivaw

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Reply #284 on: July 15, 2011, 10:32:27 AM
Blob wants to friend you. Accept?



olivaw

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Reply #285 on: July 18, 2011, 11:46:15 AM
You've found the seventh great shibboleth:



olivaw

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Reply #286 on: July 19, 2011, 03:55:52 PM
Corners become faces; edges uncannily constant.



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Reply #287 on: July 19, 2011, 07:09:50 PM
You know too much; drink this.

Oh God no, I am human.

Man plans, God laughs, I clean.

Blew up the world; didn't help.

But I don't need a dragon.

What does the red button do?

"Technology: a word we use to describe something that doesn't work yet."

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olivaw

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Reply #288 on: July 20, 2011, 05:48:36 PM
Honour is nourishing. Suck him dry.



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Reply #289 on: July 20, 2011, 08:05:19 PM
The champ saw it coming. She welcomed it.



Anarquistador

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Reply #290 on: July 21, 2011, 02:06:58 PM
Hey, that's eight words.

..Don't hit!

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olivaw

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Reply #291 on: July 21, 2011, 05:25:36 PM
One Ringworld to bring them all



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Reply #292 on: July 21, 2011, 06:15:18 PM
Boring conference....
Wait!
Speaker's an alien!!



Anarquistador

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Reply #293 on: July 22, 2011, 12:51:46 AM
Cows came home. God help us.

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Reply #294 on: July 22, 2011, 12:59:20 AM
virgin widows danced and quietly cried
« Last Edit: July 22, 2011, 03:10:58 AM by deflective »



olivaw

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Reply #295 on: July 25, 2011, 05:09:08 PM
Carrying the one: weight allowance exceeded.



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Reply #296 on: July 26, 2011, 04:18:16 PM
Prolixity causes spontaneous gargantuanism in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.



olivaw

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Reply #297 on: August 14, 2011, 05:26:45 PM
Died with fruit in my ear.

True story.



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Reply #298 on: August 18, 2011, 06:50:56 PM
"Hurt me!" masochist said.

Sadist: "no."

"Technology: a word we use to describe something that doesn't work yet."

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Reply #299 on: September 08, 2011, 01:42:36 PM
Wait, was that a pig flying??