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robertcday

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Reply #300 on: April 13, 2012, 05:29:18 PM
"They couldn't hit Texas at this dist-"

Beautiful, just beautiful; how about:
"Once, upon a tine: the end."
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fanaticus, meaning "insanely but divinely inspired"


childoftyranny

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Reply #301 on: May 01, 2012, 01:12:02 AM
No, no, no, the other clone.

That doesn't look like my tail.

That was how I mounted Goldie



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Reply #302 on: August 29, 2012, 09:39:06 AM
"The Cowardly Lion became a nutpuncher."

Author, Artist, Twisted Mentat.
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Reply #303 on: February 10, 2014, 08:25:42 PM
Fondled Uncle Carl's Kids.  You Own Up!

The man is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad.


SpareInch

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Reply #304 on: July 29, 2014, 08:04:51 PM
Stories in six words? No way!

In case of emergency, Refill Glass.

Pavement Pizzas Prevented Pamela's Pleasant Perambulations.

Ass's Milk's cheaper than Virgin's Blood.

Our hiking holiday went disastrously wrong!

(That one is basically The Fellowship Of The Ring in 6 words.)

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Reply #305 on: March 18, 2015, 02:42:03 AM
Quick, open up that box Pandora!
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olivaw

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Reply #306 on: June 19, 2015, 03:16:22 PM



otter

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Reply #307 on: July 07, 2015, 10:11:40 PM
I saw my own reflection blink.



HeartSailor

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Reply #308 on: August 10, 2015, 01:48:42 PM
To live, he ate his arm.

MIND CONTROLS ABOUT REMOVING PUNCTUATION SEE

What can we gain by sailing to the moon if we are not able to cross the abyss that separates us from ourselves? This is the most important of all voyages of discovery, and without it, all the rest are not only useless, but disastrous.  Thomas Merton


Tango Alpha Delta

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Reply #309 on: October 16, 2015, 03:06:42 AM
I could never think of one.

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SpareInch

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Reply #310 on: October 18, 2015, 08:32:32 PM
I could never think of one.

Writer's Block story? SOOOO old hat!

:P

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Tango Alpha Delta

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Reply #311 on: October 19, 2015, 01:39:38 AM
Failed test; head in other hat.

Time for a Bad Pun Derby!

I toque your critique too seriously.

PseudoPod story idea: Haunted Hell-met!

Now to cap this one off...

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Kabal

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Reply #312 on: October 27, 2015, 02:41:08 AM
There wasn't anything I could do.



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Reply #313 on: January 08, 2016, 02:20:51 PM



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Reply #314 on: March 06, 2016, 02:48:38 PM
Awakening to darkness, I listen...

Movement!



Thunderscreech

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Reply #315 on: March 10, 2016, 05:59:20 PM
"Vowels!" it begged Wales before starving.



Tango Alpha Delta

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Reply #316 on: March 11, 2016, 02:59:53 AM
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo, Ruffalo.

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Reply #317 on: March 12, 2016, 09:24:44 PM
Went clubbing, had to clean shoes.



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Reply #318 on: March 12, 2016, 09:42:00 PM
Went clubbing, had to clean shoes.

Went cleaning, had to club shoes.



Tango Alpha Delta

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Reply #319 on: March 12, 2016, 10:08:04 PM
Went clubbing, had to clean shoes.

Went cleaning, had to club shoes.

Went shoeing, had to clean clubs.

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Anthony Creamer

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Reply #320 on: March 12, 2016, 11:04:26 PM
Went clubbing, had to clean shoes.

Went cleaning, had to club shoes.

Went shoeing, had to clean clubs.

hehe, this is getting silly fast

cleaner's clubbing shoes didn't quite fit.



SpareInch

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Reply #321 on: March 13, 2016, 12:48:33 PM
Got drunk and forgot the rest.

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SpareInch

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Reply #322 on: March 13, 2016, 12:51:51 PM
Ate Pizza. Liked it. Ate another. :D

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Reply #323 on: March 24, 2016, 02:18:38 PM
Awoke after clubbing, dirty and shoeless!


... so I probably had a good night... ....despite getting my clean shoes clubbed while out, and then having to clean the club. I think I'll have some of spareinch's pizza for the hangover.
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Reply #324 on: March 26, 2016, 01:06:47 AM

Don't go to Antarctica!

I don't remember paying for this...

My demon friend thinks you're cute.

Is it cheating if they're dead?

Ugh. This day, again.

I am my own grandparents.

The murder weapon was a toothbrush.

You'll never believe what we saw.

Remember when we lived above?

"Stop screaming," said the garbage disposal.