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Reply #75 on: June 08, 2007, 12:30:08 PM
Earl had a very distinctive taste.
Earl tasted like chicken with lemons.

Earl's short stories; a fun read. :)



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Reply #76 on: June 08, 2007, 01:18:39 PM
But Earl wasn't done, not yet.

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #77 on: June 08, 2007, 02:53:07 PM
Earl wins Hugo. Devours conventioner's brains.

Life is a multiple choice test. Unfortunately, the answers are not provided.  You have to go and find them before picking the best one.


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Reply #78 on: June 08, 2007, 04:30:15 PM
Earl gets indegestion. Brains do that.



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Reply #79 on: June 08, 2007, 08:05:30 PM
Earl wins next year: No competition.

Hear my very very short story on The Drabblecast!


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Reply #80 on: June 08, 2007, 10:01:02 PM
Time travelling transsexual is own parents.



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Reply #81 on: June 09, 2007, 06:41:05 PM
Earl gets a six book deal.



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Reply #82 on: June 11, 2007, 07:58:40 PM
Time-traveling transexual zombie eats self (twice).

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Reply #83 on: June 12, 2007, 12:45:22 PM
Earl's movie-adaptation flopped; Fans are outraged!



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Reply #84 on: June 12, 2007, 05:04:28 PM
The robot joyously yelled, "I exist!"



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Reply #85 on: June 12, 2007, 06:12:33 PM
Earl leaves Hollywood, does Broadway adaptation.



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Reply #86 on: June 12, 2007, 06:13:59 PM
The robot joyously yelled, "I exist!"
So Earl picked up a hammer.
« Last Edit: June 12, 2007, 06:16:12 PM by Thaurismunths »

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #87 on: June 19, 2007, 09:53:28 PM
The robot joyously yelled, "I exist!"
So Earl picked up a hammer.
and nails, and became a carpenter



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Reply #88 on: June 20, 2007, 12:07:01 AM
specialized in healing prostitutes and resurrections



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Reply #89 on: June 21, 2007, 01:57:51 PM
Beheadings! Now two for one special!

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The spaceship crashed into the sun.

It was caused by human errors.

Crew fell asleep at the helm.

Circumstances are unknown at this time.



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Reply #90 on: June 21, 2007, 02:32:48 PM
The robot joyously yelled, "I exist!"
So Earl picked up a hammer.
and nails, and became a carpenter
And the robot became his boss.

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #91 on: June 22, 2007, 01:29:00 AM
The robot joyously yelled, "I exist!"
So Earl picked up a hammer.
and nails, and became a carpenter
And the robot became his boss.
And the Mannequin became his Mistress.

Life is a multiple choice test. Unfortunately, the answers are not provided.  You have to go and find them before picking the best one.


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Reply #92 on: June 22, 2007, 07:23:05 AM
Earl's six-word story: one-hundred plus words



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Reply #93 on: June 22, 2007, 10:40:21 AM
The robot joyously yelled, "I exist!"
So Earl picked up a hammer.
and nails, and became a carpenter
And the robot became his boss.
And the Mannequin became his Mistress.
And the cat's in the cradle,

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #94 on: June 22, 2007, 12:33:58 PM
Earl's six-word story: one-hundred plus words

Cheater makes eight six with hyphens!

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Reply #95 on: June 22, 2007, 12:41:08 PM
Earl's six-word story: one-hundred plus words

Cheater makes eight six with hyphens!

Both hyphens legal, cheater goes, "tthhhhppptt".



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Reply #96 on: June 29, 2007, 06:41:07 AM
Jack turns, laser equipped...
"But... why?"

The bloodstain gave it all away.

"That silhouette did not look human!"

"Hey... where'd Jhonney go?"
"MY LEG!!!!!"

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #97 on: June 29, 2007, 11:34:47 AM
"I'll be right back."
She wasn't.

Life is a multiple choice test. Unfortunately, the answers are not provided.  You have to go and find them before picking the best one.


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Reply #98 on: July 07, 2007, 10:32:46 PM
The tug came first, then teeth.

Crossed sidewalk, as did the car.

Lucas died young. The clone conquered.

Cut the blue wire!! Oh shit...

The jar held four heads alone.



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Reply #99 on: July 11, 2007, 10:02:32 AM
"What happened to the other parts?"

It has been raining for days.