Author Topic: Six-word stories (Read 193150 times)

Mr. Tweedy · **Reply #100 on:** July 23, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

Satan! I suspected it was you!

Leon Kensington · **Reply #101 on:** July 23, 2007, 06:09:53 PM

Oh, dear God forgive me! BANG!!!

BRAAAAINS!!!! He raised the rifle. BRAAAAINS!!!

Mr. Tweedy · **Reply #102 on:** July 23, 2007, 06:17:52 PM

No violence! Negotiate with the zombies.

Leon Kensington · **Reply #103 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:20:42 PM

Retorting, "Bullets are cheaper than hitmen."

ClintMemo · **Reply #104 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:07:16 PM

Wanted: Redshirt Hitmen; No Experience Needed

Leon Kensington · **Reply #105 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:10:13 PM

If I only had a gun!

Mr. Tweedy · **Reply #106 on:** July 24, 2007, 06:19:37 PM

Hey! Who used all the bullets?

Leon Kensington · **Reply #107 on:** July 24, 2007, 06:22:05 PM

Pizza, Ribs, Ham, Pudding, Tasty. EAT!!!

bekemeyer · **Reply #108 on:** July 25, 2007, 04:47:55 PM

His friend Troy passed away yesterday.

Thaurismunths · **Reply #109 on:** July 31, 2007, 11:55:49 PM

Earl calls 'dibs' on Troy's Mower.

Rachel Swirsky · **Reply #110 on:** August 01, 2007, 12:43:31 AM

Thaurismunths plagiarizes Damon's EP contest story! :-D

ClintMemo · **Reply #111 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:14:50 AM

Troy's ghost haunts Earl's new mower.

Zombie Earl ignores Troy's mower's possession.

Thaurismunths · **Reply #112 on:** August 01, 2007, 05:30:59 PM

Quote from: palimpsest on August 01, 2007, 12:43:31 AM

Thaurismunths plagiarizes Damon's EP contest story! :-D

If you can't be original, steal from someone who is!

(Actually it was "wife" but I thought better of it, and went for something more (less?) red-neck. But yeah, couldn't help but think of The Neighbors.)

Leon Kensington · **Reply #113 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:19:02 PM

Could you get me a towel.

Holden · **Reply #114 on:** August 01, 2007, 06:55:31 PM

Would you like fries with that?

Mr. Tweedy · **Reply #115 on:** August 01, 2007, 07:20:08 PM

Would you like eyes with that?

Leon Kensington · **Reply #116 on:** August 01, 2007, 07:36:48 PM

I would like some BRRAAAAINS please.

Thaurismunths · **Reply #117 on:** August 02, 2007, 11:39:07 AM

RAAAH HURRRR MURRAAHH BRAINS AAAAAARRRGH MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Tweedy · **Reply #118 on:** August 02, 2007, 01:25:55 PM

My brain! I was using that!

Holden · **Reply #119 on:** August 02, 2007, 04:03:48 PM

Use this microchip instead. It's better.

Leon Kensington · **Reply #120 on:** August 02, 2007, 04:49:39 PM

WHAT! He is still alive. Crap.

Planish · **Reply #121 on:** September 23, 2007, 06:28:20 AM

Beta particle absorbant, "Do not eat".

Russell Nash · **Reply #122 on:** September 23, 2007, 08:36:55 AM

Earl goes shopping. Finds no brains.

FNH · **Reply #123 on:** September 23, 2007, 08:22:09 PM

Gordons alive? .. alive ... alive ...alive ... alive

Russell Nash · **Reply #124 on:** September 24, 2007, 08:09:48 AM

Nope, Gordon's dead. Dead, dead, dead.

Author Topic: Six-word stories (Read 193150 times)

Russell Nash

Russell Nash