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Reply #150 on: March 15, 2008, 10:42:47 PM
She ate me up. I'm content.

a quick thought on war...
Cruelty has a human heart
Every man must play his part
Terror of the men will kill
The human heart is hungry still
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Reply #151 on: March 19, 2008, 01:54:06 AM
The best country ever stolen?  America!

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Reply #152 on: March 19, 2008, 11:15:12 AM
Earl learns to speak Spanish.
"Cerebros!"

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #153 on: March 19, 2008, 05:43:21 PM
My zombie can beat your zombie!
My zombie ate your zombie's brain.

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Reply #154 on: March 20, 2008, 03:30:10 AM
In Baltimore, things don't change much.



I wish it would never end.



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Reply #155 on: March 21, 2008, 12:50:34 PM
In Baltimore, things don't change much.



I wish it would never end.

Baltimore?  I wish it would begin!

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Reply #156 on: March 22, 2008, 05:12:26 AM
She cried silently as he dissolved.



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Reply #157 on: March 22, 2008, 04:14:36 PM
The planet was covered in blood.



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Reply #158 on: March 22, 2008, 06:14:42 PM
He never was one to follow rules.



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Reply #159 on: March 22, 2008, 07:07:26 PM
He never was one to follow rules.

"My haiku idea didn't fly, either."

:(

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Reply #160 on: March 23, 2008, 02:14:25 AM
His nipple tastes like pumpkin pie.

For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.    -  Carl Sagan


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Reply #161 on: March 23, 2008, 02:30:33 AM
His nipple tastes like pumpkin pie.

Still won't eat the filthy m*****f****r!

(with apologies to Samuel L. Jackson)


((Does "L" count as a word?))

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Reply #162 on: March 24, 2008, 11:36:42 AM
His nipple tastes like pumpkin pie.
Here it is.  The winner of the "Strangest Six Word Story", ladies and gentlemen.

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Reply #163 on: March 24, 2008, 01:18:44 PM
His nipple tastes like pumpkin pie.
Here it is.  The winner of the "Strangest Six Word Story", ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you.  Thank you.  I couldn't have done it without the support of my friends and family..........er, I mean without first listening to Jeremiah Tolbert's cool-as-hell story.

For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.    -  Carl Sagan


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Reply #164 on: March 27, 2008, 02:42:03 PM
"Let there be light! Again."

He wished he was still human.

The afterlife: less interesting than imagined.

I became undead. She left me.

Earth destroyed. No one's noticed yet.

Internet becomes sentient. Best porn ever?

New shop opens. Souls for sale.

"All you of Earth are idiots!" (with apologies to Plan 9 From Outer Space)

Death Star blueprints reviewed: flaw overlooked?

Earl lives! But he's... different now.

Time travelling transsexual is own parents.
That story previously written by Heinlein.

[[edited for six line Heinlein reference]]
« Last Edit: March 27, 2008, 02:53:52 PM by wintermute »

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Reply #165 on: March 27, 2008, 04:48:09 PM
Humans obsolete: robot overlords take charge.

On Mars, we can live forever...

Time travel Jesus saves the dinosaurs.

Avoid water! We're made of lithium!

Invaded Earth. Caught a cold. Died.

Germans invade Narnia. WWII slightly different.

To cut costs, gravity turned off.

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Reply #166 on: March 28, 2008, 11:29:48 PM
Thirsty cannibal drinks cup of Joe.

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Reply #167 on: March 29, 2008, 09:55:42 AM
Humans obsolete: robot overlords take charge.

Exhausted warring robots welcome human overlords.



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Reply #168 on: March 29, 2008, 01:32:55 PM
Humans obsolete: robot overlords take charge.

Exhausted warring robots welcome human overlords.

Humans are great for entertainment purposes.

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Reply #169 on: March 29, 2008, 03:57:48 PM
Humans are great for entertainment purposes.

Caution: No user serviceable parts inside.

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Reply #170 on: March 30, 2008, 09:55:45 PM
Death Star blueprints reviewed: flaw overlooked?
Headline: "KBR wins Death Star contract."

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #171 on: April 01, 2008, 05:50:12 AM
Trusted lieutenant learns Overlord's vulnerable spot.
(hmmm... been done before)

Masking mastodon freezer burn with ketchup.

The clepsydra struck thirteen o'clock.
(hey, I saved a word!)

Richard Bachman runs over Stephen King.

Cheerleaders lose hair. X-ray specs investigated.

I feed The Pod.
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Reply #172 on: April 04, 2008, 01:41:03 AM
He smiled as my blood flowed.

I found teeth in my drawer.

"John, that there's not a waterbed."

It moved when I sat down.

Small dark shapes scuttled under me

I wonder what it would be like to feel my brain...


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Reply #173 on: June 02, 2008, 09:05:28 AM
Fermi wins five dollars, cannot collect.
(Alternate History reference to the Trinity Test - or here)

Femto-singularity-tipped device treats acne.

"What Big Red Button, my liege?"

I feed The Pod.
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Reply #174 on: June 10, 2008, 06:16:56 AM
"Be a dear--eat my brains."