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jrderego

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on: August 16, 2010, 05:41:04 PM
Union Dues: The Sum of its Parts

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Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 02:41:44 PM
What? Only some of its parts? What about the rest?

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Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 02:46:13 PM
What? Only some of its parts? What about the rest?

The rest fell into the (w)hole... LOL.

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Reply #3 on: August 19, 2010, 03:54:50 AM
Waitaminnit.  Something's not adding up here.



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Reply #4 on: August 19, 2010, 06:22:31 PM
*explodes*

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #5 on: August 23, 2010, 02:39:25 PM
*explodes*

I hope we can find all of Bdoomed's parts.  I suppose if we can't figure out how everything fits together we can always swap in animal parts, and pieces of consumer electronics.  He won't be the same, but dammit he can make one hell of a smoothie in his blender-brain.  :)



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Reply #6 on: August 24, 2010, 03:27:55 AM
*explodes*

I hope we can find all of Bdoomed's parts.  I suppose if we can't figure out how everything fits together we can always swap in animal parts, and pieces of consumer electronics.  He won't be the same, but dammit he can make one hell of a smoothie in his blender-brain.  :)

He still can't froth milk.

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Reply #7 on: August 24, 2010, 09:58:33 PM
I hope we can find all of Bdoomed's parts.  I suppose if we can't figure out how everything fits together we can always swap in animal parts, and pieces of consumer electronics.  He won't be the same, but dammit he can make one hell of a smoothie in his blender-brain.  :)

He still can't froth milk.

Bdoomed, come froth!

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Reply #8 on: August 25, 2010, 06:10:22 AM
I so CAN froth milk!  You just have to reassemble me to do so!  Really, it's so easy!

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?