Author Topic: ZARGA II  (Read 12259 times)

Zathras

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on: December 22, 2008, 03:28:49 PM
Locking this thread for now.  I just want to put some teasers up.

Today, I'll reveal that the prize is any single Pseudopod disc.



Zathras

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Reply #1 on: December 23, 2008, 02:50:50 PM
Alasdair has agreed to assist with the judging. 

Woot!  Celebrity backing!



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Reply #2 on: December 24, 2008, 05:26:30 PM
I expect that this may be a bit painful for some...



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Reply #3 on: December 25, 2008, 06:09:03 PM
Merry Christmas to all!

ZARGA II will be

PSEUDOPUN!!!
No fair posting entries yet, but start thinking about your favorite horror puns



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Reply #4 on: December 25, 2008, 08:48:54 PM
yea... my fault all right.

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


Zathras

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Reply #5 on: December 26, 2008, 04:45:26 AM
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849 (Stolen from wikipedia)

Ok, so here's the deal.  On January 1st, I'll start a submissions thread.  Let the puns flow freely!  Seriously, I have no guidelines for you.  I asked Alasdair5000 to help judge.  He, and possibly some of the other staff at Pseudopod, will select 3 finalists.  I'll then put those 3 up for a public vote. 

I know that there will probably be some pun-ishment from TCoRN.  I figure that DKT will have some punny entries, too.

Like the Mummy, it's time for me to wrap this up.  I've heard that Dracula isn't entering, so hopefully ZARGA II won't bite.

Duck and cover, Zathras, Duck and Cover!



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Reply #6 on: December 26, 2008, 05:50:27 AM
I know that there will probably be some pun-ishment from TCoRN.
i hear from the great N-sh that there is a special layer of hell under construction specially for you.

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #7 on: December 27, 2008, 05:57:55 PM
I know that there will probably be some pun-ishment from TCoRN.
i hear from the great N-sh that there is a special layer of hell under construction specially for you.
It is a special hell. Right under the one for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


Zathras

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Reply #8 on: December 27, 2008, 09:05:59 PM
I know that there will probably be some pun-ishment from TCoRN.
i hear from the great N-sh that there is a special layer of hell under construction specially for you.
It is a special hell. Right under the one for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

OK, Book.



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Reply #9 on: December 30, 2008, 07:18:46 PM
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