Catching up on my backlog of Escape Artists stories, and this has been my favorite as of late. I'm way too lazy to post comments regularly, but I had to gush. Fantastic, funny, amazing story. I loved, loved, LOVED the narration for this! I can't remember the last time a story grabbed me from the first line and didn't let go until long after the last line, and kept me laughing all the way through. So good.
