A few quotes from the comic:
"Kids, drugs won't help things. They'll only turn you into a hideous little freak troll-baby with exploding eyeballs."
"Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me."
"I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life."