I quite enjoyed this at the beginning, but that was when I was firmly convinced that it was a character study of this broken girl and her desperate attempts to make sense of the world by creating the myth of a conspiracy to "recruit" her. I maintained this belief up until the social worker apparently turned out to actually be a secret agent instead of just a social worker trying to draw out her client's delusions to see if she was dangerous or needed further help. Unless that was supposed to be the psychotic break point, and the rest of the story was pure hallucination, Willow's interpretation of group therapy in a psychiatric ward or something. I didn't get that impression, but I see it as a potential explanation, anyway.
With everyone else, and particularly Eytanz, I found the premise of a secret cabal of sociopaths working to ruin the world to be an uncompelling ending to the story, and quite a flawed premise for horror overall. Basically, reiterate all of Eytanz' comments as far as why.
I did see this as a humorous story, and even chuckled several times. I'd say "So no worries, Shawn," except that I think we've established by now that my taste in humor is apparently quite a lot blacker and bleaker than the average. If you're hitting my funny bone, then your aim is apparently pulling really far to one side and not the middle. ;-)