Okay, no.
"No." what?
Mitochondria are not bacteria. They are mitochondria. They are parts of their respective cells and function only as part of their cell. You can take a human cell out of a person and keep it alive in a solution. You can even get it to divide, but that doesn't mean that a human cell is a paramecium.
No, but that does mean it's living.
Please remember; we aren't arguing about the nature of human cells. We are arguing about the definition of "life."
According to the
Endosymbiotic Theory, mitochondria are a symbiote in the cell, not a portion of it. They are self regulating, metabolizing (well, kind of), carbon based, water dependant, reproductive, adaptable entities: That means they are "living" things. Whole and independent.
Mitochondria were prokaryotes that use to be an independent and self sufficient organism. Just like the ad department of your news paper use to be an independent organism that posted hand bills and sent out town criers. Newspapers date back to the 1400s in Germany
(paragraph 1) but advertisements didn't appear until 1640
(paragraph 22), and weren't popular until 1682
(paragraph 8 ). Advertising agencies still exist that aren't imbedded in news papers. They, like bacteria, have adapted to find other ways of surviving and having a purpose.
The stomach enjoys nothing. The brain does all the enjoying.
The brain only interpret what the stomach says. The stomach enjoys the food, and it sends signals to our brain that says it is satisfied, or not satisfied. We can interpret those signals as needing another doughnut, but it is the stomach that enjoys the doughnut; we can only watch.
Regardless of which department is "more important," each needs all the others. The ads I make would sit uselessly on my MiniMac without the press people to print them, and I wouldn't get my measly little pay check. Separating the departments physically makes no difference at all. Advertising still needs printing, regardless of where on the planet advertising and printing happen to be located. They cannot function on their own: That would mean making ads that never print and the pressmen putting out rolls of blank paper.
We are arguing about the viability of your ad department, not how useful it is. The meaning of life, purpose, and justification of life are topics for another thread.
My point was that your ad department has a manager (nucleus), assistant manager (ribosome), task managers (RNA), account managers (Lysosome), designers (Golgi app.), checkers (smooth E.R.), etc. It has all the needed functions to take in, process, and produce ads with out the help from other departments. If it does well enough it could hire more people until it eventually splits off. Even if those ads don't go anywhere, just like the mitochondria's ATP doesn't go anywhere, that doesn't mean you department is dead; just pointless.
I am alive because my body is involved in a continual, self-actuated process of maintenance and renewal. I have very little to do with this: I stick food in the food hole, but my life processes are almost entirely automatic. The specific details of how I obtain the food are incidental and not important to defining me as "alive."
I didn't define you as non-living. You did.
You said that an organ that can not indefinitely sustain life after it has been cut off from all of its life-giving supply lines is not really a living thing.
*A brief correction: I misspoke saying that Mitochondria were
bacteria when they are
prokaryotes, predecessors to bacteria.
[edit] clarity.