Author Topic: The Pants Game (Read 27349 times)

Leon Kensington · **on:** July 06, 2007, 11:34:05 PM

Here is how it works, you take a quote from a movie, book, tv show, or podcast and change out a word for pants.

Example: Have fun!

Turns into

Have pants!

Here is my first-

The Pants were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies, and they have a plan.

lowky · **Reply #1 on:** July 07, 2007, 02:37:10 AM

I have a pair of pants for you, and I promise they fit

Planish · **Reply #2 on:** July 07, 2007, 03:16:04 AM

Hmmm...

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Three Pants for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Pants to rule them all, one Pants to find them,
One Pants to bpants them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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He is one of the wandepants folk — Rangers we call them. He seldom talks: not but what he can tell a rare tale when he has the mind. He disappears for a month, or a year, and then he pops up again. He was in and out pretty often last sppants; but I haven't seen him about lately. What his right name is I've never heard: but he's known round here as Strider.

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Already the Pants tempted him, gnawing at his will and reason. Wild fantasies arose in his mind; and he saw Samwise the Strong, Hero of the Age, striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Barad-dûr. And then all the clouds rolled away, and the white sun shone, and at his command the vale of Gorgoroth became a garden of flowers and trees and brought forth fruit. He had only to put on the Pants and claim it for his own, and all this could be.

BlairHippo · **Reply #3 on:** July 07, 2007, 04:21:14 AM

I was going to go with Darth Vadar, but Google informs me that 533 Internet Monkeys before me have already come up with "I find your lack of pants disturbing." Damn you Internets!!!

Serenity, however, appears ripe for plunder.

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That guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with pants. How weird is that?

Leon Kensington · **Reply #4 on:** July 07, 2007, 06:09:29 AM

Pants! Pants! We don't need no stinkin' pants!!!

Russell Nash · **Reply #5 on:** July 07, 2007, 12:28:01 PM

Quote from: Leon_Kensington on July 07, 2007, 06:09:29 AM

Pants! Pants! We don't need no stinkin' pants!!!

The Pants of the Sierra Madre A true classic.

Leon Kensington · **Reply #6 on:** July 07, 2007, 02:52:53 PM

Get me the pants, we have a problem.

lowky · **Reply #7 on:** July 07, 2007, 04:56:45 PM

And who can forget such classic movies as Air Force Pants
with such classic lines as:

Alice Marshall: I'm 12 years old, dad. In caveman days I'd be having pants of my own.
or
President James Marshall: If this works, you get to be Pantsmaster General.
or
President James Marshall: Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of Pants.
or
Egor Korshunov: You who murdered a hundred thousand Iraqis to save a nickel on a pair of pants are going to lecture me on the rules of war? Well DON'T.

or even this fine dialog:

F-15 Pilot: Sir, pull up your pants! You've got one on your tail.
President James Marshall: Get him off my tail!
F-15 Pilot: Missile away. Air Force One. Break left and climb!
Major Caldwell: Sir, we've lost pants.
F-15 Pilot: This is Halo-2. They've lost pants. I'm going in.
or

White House General: [after hearing the president] My God! Is he saying what I think he's saying?
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: If we're going to act, we have to act now.
Defense Secretary Walter Dean: It's too risky.
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: The president is up there with pants on his head.
General Northwood: He asking us to do that to Air Force One?
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: He's not asking. Your Commander-in-Chief has issued a direct order. Do it!

and finally:

President James Marshall: The truth is, we acted too late. Only when our own pants were threatened, did we act.

raygunray · **Reply #8 on:** July 07, 2007, 05:55:45 PM

"These are not the pants you're looking for"
- Star Wars

"A census taker tried to take my poll. I ate his pants with fava beans and nice chianti. [Snffffffff!]."
- Silence of the Lambs

"It was the best of pants, the worst of pants."
- Tale of Two Cities.

"Doya think you can get some of that pants in your head!" - Bordello of Blood

FNH · **Reply #9 on:** July 07, 2007, 06:31:56 PM

" I have come here to kick-ass and chew Pants, and I'm all out of Pants!"
- They Live

"We need a bigger Pants"
- Jaws

BrandtPileggi · **Reply #10 on:** July 07, 2007, 06:35:49 PM

"Hey! Wanna go to the pants party with me?"

"Are you trying to tell me there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?"

"Yeah!"

"No."

"Okay!"

-The Legend of Ron Bergundy

Leon Kensington · **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:23:18 AM

Brandt, did Ron put you up to that?

They won't pants us, and you know why? Because we are just too damn pretty! Look at that chiseled jaw.
--Mal

sirana · **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2007, 09:05:28 AM

That game reminds me of this episode of Questionable content: http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=792

Every proverb is better with a lion in it...

wakela · **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2007, 11:48:10 PM

Dave Bowman: Open the pants bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. But I'm afraid I can't do that.
...
HAL: My pants are far too important for me to allow you to jeopardize them.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to depants me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
...
Dave Bowman: All right, HAL; I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your pants, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Dave Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the pants!
HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpants anymore. Goodbye.

Leon Kensington · **Reply #14 on:** July 09, 2007, 03:34:43 AM

"One more question. You're watching a stage play. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled pants...".
--Deckard in Blade Runner

Holden · **Reply #15 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:34:21 AM

Pants! Pants! My kingdom for some pants!

FNH · **Reply #16 on:** July 09, 2007, 12:39:26 PM

"You cant argue with a Pants man."
- Napoleon Wilson ( Assault on Precinct 13 )

Mr. Tweedy · **Reply #17 on:** July 09, 2007, 01:29:14 PM

The pants are everywhere, Neo. You can feel them when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. They are the world that had been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth...

Leon Kensington · **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2007, 02:53:47 PM

KayLee- I ain't had nothing twix my pants weren't run on batteries in near 6 months.

wherethewild · **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:49:23 PM

Death cannot stop true pants. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants. Prepare to die.

You rush a pants man, you get rotten pants.

HE DIDN'T FALL? PANTS!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Leon Kensington · **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:03:20 PM

Follow the Yellow Pants Road! Follow the Yellow Pants Road!

DKT · **Reply #21 on:** July 09, 2007, 07:42:58 PM

"Have you ever danced with the pants by the pale moonight"

"It aint the pants, baby, it's the mileage."

"What's in the pants, man? What's in the pants?"

ClintMemo · **Reply #22 on:** July 09, 2007, 07:50:03 PM

"Solyent Green is Pants!"

Leon Kensington · **Reply #23 on:** July 09, 2007, 08:35:14 PM

Gina- Gias, I want you to pants me.

Baltar- I will not pants you, what you need is justice!

ClintMemo · **Reply #24 on:** July 10, 2007, 02:17:23 AM

"I don't believe in the 'no-pants' scenario."

Author Topic: The Pants Game (Read 27349 times)

Russell Nash