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BrandtPileggi

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on: August 04, 2007, 04:55:48 PM
I'M GONNA BE A FATHER!



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Reply #1 on: August 04, 2007, 04:58:18 PM
Congrats!

Life is a multiple choice test. Unfortunately, the answers are not provided.  You have to go and find them before picking the best one.


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Reply #2 on: August 04, 2007, 05:38:47 PM
Enjoy being able to go out while it lasts.  In 7 months that is a thing of the past.  Just getting to go to the movies becomes a massive undertaking.

Now go out and buy her some chocolate.



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Reply #3 on: August 04, 2007, 06:37:40 PM
!!! congrats!

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #4 on: August 04, 2007, 07:12:46 PM
congrats man
prepare for an adventure the like of which you could never of imagined

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Reply #5 on: August 04, 2007, 08:11:06 PM
Congrats, man.  Being a dad is easily the best thing in the world that's ever happened to me. 

And what Nash said :)

Enjoy being able to go out while it lasts.  In 7 months that is a thing of the past.  Just getting to go to the movies becomes a massive undertaking.

Now go out and buy her some chocolate.



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Reply #6 on: August 04, 2007, 08:15:36 PM
Congratulations!



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Reply #7 on: August 05, 2007, 11:00:41 PM
Congratulations


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Reply #8 on: August 05, 2007, 11:16:37 PM
Enjoy being able to go out while it lasts.  In 7 months that is a thing of the past.  Just getting to go to the movies becomes a massive undertaking.

Now go out and buy her some chocolate.
What are these move-ees of which you speak?  Do I attach them to the stroller or put them in the diaper bag?

Congrats, Brandt.  Enjoy your freedom and time alone with your wife for as long as you can.

One of the books I read said that husband and wife should discuss all baby-related decisions, but the wife gets 51% of the vote.

You are in for a lot of late nights and early mornings, but nothing in your life will be as precious as your child.




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Reply #9 on: August 06, 2007, 01:37:23 AM
Damnit! What was I thinking!?



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Reply #10 on: August 06, 2007, 03:25:09 AM
I've also heard that your Tech Toy budget gets shot out of the water as well.



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Reply #11 on: August 06, 2007, 04:51:40 AM
Damnit! What was I thinking!?
you'll be glad ya did it im sure!
and for great, easy advice, listen to Steve's baby intros!

I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds?  Six pounds? Seven pounds?


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Reply #12 on: August 06, 2007, 06:58:07 AM
Damnit! What was I thinking!?

Mine are 4 and 2, and I still don't have an answer to that.  I can tell you that my laptop is six years old and I haven't bought a DVD at the original price in almost 5 years.  I have to wait for the price to fall.



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Reply #13 on: August 06, 2007, 09:02:30 AM
stop scaring the guy!
he wont nead new movis coz he will be to buisy siting down whith the fresh new mind he has created and showing him/hear all the cool stuf he already has.

 



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Reply #14 on: August 06, 2007, 09:33:10 AM
Damnit! What was I thinking!?

Mine are 4 and 2, and I still don't have an answer to that.  I can tell you that my laptop is six years old and I haven't bought a DVD at the original price in almost 5 years.  I have to wait for the price to fall.

Hard cover books?  No way, doesn't happen.



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Reply #15 on: August 06, 2007, 12:31:34 PM
So what you're telling me is that I'll have no choice but to torrent everything I need now? Drat! Keep the info coming guys. This advice combined w/ Steve's baby intro's are better than any rediculous doctor book. I'm thinking tech-toy budget -> robo-baby budget. Nearly as awesome I reckon. It'll make his first day at school pretty fun to watch at least.



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Reply #16 on: August 06, 2007, 02:29:32 PM
Congratulations! Now science fiction becomes fact.

Time dilation: some nights will now last 16 hours.
Time compression: my daughter is now three, and we just brought her home from the hospital last month.
Time stasis: those incredible moments that last forever in just a few seconds.
Alien mind control: my daughter must have became possessed by an alien intelligence somewhere around her second birthday.
Devolution: this new alien mind can cause me to revert to some Neanderthal idiot!

Welcome to the brave, new world. Welcome to the singularity. (Don't worry, it's not dystopia)

(Moms and dads, any other real life science fiction? or horror?)
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Reply #17 on: August 06, 2007, 03:14:23 PM
Congrats.

Watch for amusing, anecdote-worthy weird behavior.

To wit:

1.  My daughter is possessed by Satan.  Sometimes, for no reason, she'll start talking like Linda Blair in "Repossessed" when Satan was speaking through her.

2.  My daughter is a Parselmouth.  Sometimes, again for no reason, she'll make whispery/hissy noises.  I'm tempted to buy a pet snake just to see what happens, but my cats would kill it.

3.  My daughter thinks everything is a telephone, and holds it up to her ear and says "hm.  Hm.  Hm."  I think she's copying her grandmother, with whom she spends a few days a week while the wife and I are at work.

4.  My daughter hugs the cat.  I don't know why.  I guess because she's soft.  (The cat.)

Stuff like that.

If you don't have a videocamera, you might want to invest.  And check the flash speed of your still camera -- my digital camera has a double-flash (like most do) except there's too much of a delay between the first and second flashes so her eyes are always closed.  Spend a few extra bucks if you don't have one that flashes fast enough.  Ask other parents if you're not sure.

If you have the financial resources, or someone willing to gift one to you, retain a doula.  We did -- my grandparents helped; her fee was $550 -- and it was totally worth it.  You get someone who is your personal advocate through the entire labor process.  She (it's usually a woman, but conceivably a man could do it too) helps you decide when to go to the hospital, answers quick questions that usually take a doctor half a day to return your call on, helps you make decisions that doctors, nurses, and others at the hospital try to hurry you through, knows a metric buttload about ways to make labor easier, will often take pictures if you would like (so you don't have to), and keeps a file on everything dad and mom want, need, would like, would not like, and is against the religion of.  (IE: even though we knew we were having a girl, because we're Jewish we made sure the doula knew to ensure there would be no circumcision done in the hospital, just in case it turned out to be a boy somehow.)  Having the doula with us made the whole procedure so much less stressful, especially since we didn't have to go run and find a nurse for everything, and -- even better -- when it got to be time to push, she tactfully ushered my in-laws out of there because my wife and I were busy.

*takes breath*

Okay, enough dad talk.

Congrats again.

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Reply #18 on: August 06, 2007, 04:21:34 PM
Congrats!

Now you need to listen to:

Nuketown Radioactive
Lessons from a Geekfu Master

and

All other geek parent podcasts.



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Reply #19 on: August 06, 2007, 10:20:47 PM
I listen to I Should be Writing with Mur. I really should go over old Geek fu's. She does have a lot of info about writing and raising her daughter. I'm trying to do the same thing but with a 40hr job on top. I guess she does too now. I took my story and edited at the park for lunch. I lose my walks but meh. good trade.



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Reply #20 on: August 06, 2007, 10:24:06 PM
Maybe I should start doing that.  Though then I probably would never hear any podcasts.



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Reply #21 on: August 07, 2007, 01:25:53 AM
So many of the books, especially the ones for dads, spend a lot of space with encouragement.  As if the baby won't be born unless I am sufficiently confident.  The baby comes when the baby comes, and within a week you will be flipping diapers, giving baths, and washing bottles like a pro.  I actually thought that this book was pretty good for dads.  And this one is packed full of specific information on development, food, bathing, etc.  The chapter on problems and disease is terrifying, but it's better to be informed than not, and keep in mind that problems and disease are very rare.
An online account at Consumer Reports (if you are an American) is not expensive, and worth it when you are shopping for car seats and video cameras.  They have a whole section for baby-related products.

Don't spend a lot of money on expensive baby toys.  People will give them to you, and your baby won't give a crap.  My girl is 1 and a half, and she likes her toys well enough, but she also likes rocks and paper bags.

My wife and I enjoyed staying in all Sunday watching DVDs during the pre-birth months.

For the love of all things holy do not tell your wife that she is getting bigger.  Make sure that she absolutely clear that you think she is still a hottie despite the changes that her body is going through.   Breast milk is 25% body fat.  A year after giving birth my wife was too small for her pre-pregnancy jeans.  Keep that little fact in your back pocket until you need it. 
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Reply #22 on: August 07, 2007, 02:43:23 AM
Awesome. And no I'm not reallly looking into getting my baby high tech toys. I'm looking to make my baby INTO a high tech toy. Pffft. The baby/kid gets the same awesome toys I did, lots of paper and empty boxes. Damn I miss those.



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Reply #23 on: August 07, 2007, 10:38:21 AM
BEWARE of people without kids.  They give the most obnoxious presents.  It's always stuff with lots of lights (not too bad) and lots of sounds.  The sounds are funny the first few times; are tolerable the next 15 minutes; will drive you up the wall, across the ceiling, and diving out the f*****g window after half an hour.  They are the devil's work.  At my kids' b-day parties everyone looks at the person who gave the loud toy to see how long it takes them to realize, they better run for their life.

With many of the sound effect toys you can just open them up and clip the wire leading to the speaker.



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Reply #24 on: August 07, 2007, 11:18:15 AM
I've been busting your hump for three days now, so now I'll give you what I thought was one of the most important things we did.  We prepared the dog.  The dog gets the shock of it's life when a baby shows up and jealousy is normal.  The older and more dominant the dog the harder it is. 

I don't know how rotts do when a kid comes home.  If I were you , I'd call a couple dog schools right away and find out what kind of prepsrations your dogs might need.  Maybe it's not a problem with this breed. 

Our Eurasian only needed a little handling, but she was only one year-old and incredibly submissive.  My sister-in-law's sister had an 8 year-old Doberman.  They were very careful with them.  The kid was never near the dog and they were never alone in the same room together.  When the dog got his chance, he took a bite out of the kids head.  He wasn't trying to kill the kid, because then the kid would have been dead.  He did, however, put a three inch gash in his head and took of a part of his ear.  It was too old, too aggresive, and the wrong breed to have around when a new kid came home.

Enough horror stories.  The kid is fine now.  You can hardly make out the wound anymore and his ear isn't too bad.  Call the schools and put your mind at ease.