PURPLE and the kings of the interweb!

[Portrait in Flesh]

I can barely handle the amount of bourbon found in your higher quality bread puddings.  Handling the White Man's Firewater is something that's hard on my pretty little mind.

But if the friggin' king of the interweb got off his keister and provided the board with a proper Heorot, well, then, matters might take a different turn.

[Zathras]

And just how long would it take Grendel to show up?  Hmmm?

[Portrait in Flesh]

And just how long would it take Grendel to show up?  Hmmm?

We could always just give him the O'Doul's.

[Anarquistador]

And just how long would it take Grendel to show up?  Hmmm?

...wait. Who are you?

[Ocicat]

You know, I'm thinking this newt thing is an improvement.  You should consider staying this way.

[Zathras]

And just how long would it take Grendel to show up?  Hmmm?

...wait. Who are you?

I used to be Zathras, but something happened to me!

[Anarquistador]

And just how long would it take Grendel to show up?  Hmmm?

...wait. Who are you?

I used to be Zathras, but something happened to me!

Oh.

Well, when you mentioned Grendel, I thought you meant something else. Sorry.

Shame about the newt thing, though. Can I offer you a delicious mealworm or something?

[Bdoomed]

i'm a witch, proven so because i weigh as much as a duck.

[Zathras]

i'm a witch, proven so because i weigh as much as a duck.

Too bad your imaginary friend doesn't weigh anything.  You really shouldn't shoot at him infront of nitro, either!

[Portrait in Flesh]

And just how long would it take Grendel to show up?  Hmmm?

...wait. Who are you?

I used to be Zathras, but something happened to me!

Oh.

Well, when you mentioned Grendel, I thought you meant something else. Sorry.

Shame about the newt thing, though. Can I offer you a delicious mealworm or something?

Don't take it, man!  Don't take it!  He offered me a glowworm once, and I've never been the same since.

[Anarquistador]

Oh you liked it, and you know it!

[Heradel]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/9ZlBUglE6Hc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/9ZlBUglE6Hc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

[stePH]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/9ZlBUglE6Hc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/9ZlBUglE6Hc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

I interned at the Minstry of Willy Socks.

[Portrait in Flesh]

Oh you liked it, and you know it!

Never said I didn't.  But the...tingling...isn't always appropriate in mixed company.

And at least I didn't diss your velvet worm (pops up around the 2:00 mark, but boy oh boy around 2:20...).

[Russell Nash]

Oh great and mighty N-sh!  If Thou wouldst find it in Thine heart to restore me to a human form, I would gladly smite Thine enemies.  In Thine light we bask and we are but motes of dust to Thee.  Wouldst that I, a mere mortal could know Thy desires, I would strive to assist Thee.

Send your prayers and questions on the back of a $100 Bill for s/h to:
TCoRN
1313 Mockingbird Ln.
10101 Berlin
Germany

[Zathras]

Tried that.  The stamps stuck to my tongue.


Oh, and I've been really busy with a team challenge on one of my poker sites.  I'm catching up on some of the stuff here, but not all.  If you're interested in that kind of stuff, check out my blog.

[Portrait in Flesh]

Tried that.  The stamps stuck to my tongue.

Oh, likely excuse.  You're a newt, not a chameleon.

[zobmie]

Having a husband that is a newt presents a serious problem now that we are trying to reproduce.

[stePH]

Having a husband that is a newt presents a serious problem now that we are trying to reproduce.

Nice sockpuppet, Zorag.