Russell Nash vs. Everyone!!!

[swdragoon]

ya vos i fart in your genral direction

[Russell Nash]

ya vos i fart in your genral direction

He's searching for the holy grail.  I told him we already have one.

[Planish]

BTW, I don't fight fair.  I carry an asp.  It's part of my Zombie Readiness Kit.

Hmmmm... That appears to be what Vicki Nelson carries on Blood Ties.

[Thaurismunths]

I think Russell's need for attention stems from his mother not hugging him enough (or too much).

[Russell Nash]

I think Russell's need for attention stems from his mother not hugging him enough (or too much).

I never got enough attention.  Hug me.

[Heradel]

I think Russell's need for attention stems from his mother not hugging him enough (or too much).

I never got enough attention.  Hug me.

The... smell is a bit much for that Mr. Nash. Plus, I'm not sure what that liquid dripping off your arm is, but it does seem to be capable of stopping my natural curiosity dead.

[Russell Nash]

I think Russell's need for attention stems from his mother not hugging him enough (or too much).

I never got enough attention.  Hug me.

The... smell is a bit much for that Mr. Nash. Plus, I'm not sure what that liquid dripping off your arm is, but it does seem to be capable of stopping my natural curiosity dead.

Sorry, I was just playing with my pet octopus.  He is a little stinky.  When he gets really excited he inks.  A little weird for some people, but it's really great for calligraphy.

BTW Heradel, are your eyes always like that or are you just trying to look up your nose?

[lowky]

I think Russell's need for attention stems from his mother not hugging him enough (or too much).

I never got enough attention.  Hug me.

The... smell is a bit much for that Mr. Nash. Plus, I'm not sure what that liquid dripping off your arm is, but it does seem to be capable of stopping my natural curiosity dead.

Sorry, I was just playing with my pet octopus.  He is a little stinky.  When he gets really excited he inks.  A little weird for some people, but it's really great for calligraphy.

You do know that such activities are considered illegal in most of the civilized world, no matter how much Japanese animation would try to make you think such activity is normal and accepted. Not to mention everyone knows that they prefer schoolgirls, unless of course that's what you are, though you name would make me believe otherwise.

[Russell Nash]

I think Russell's need for attention stems from his mother not hugging him enough (or too much).

I never got enough attention.  Hug me.

The... smell is a bit much for that Mr. Nash. Plus, I'm not sure what that liquid dripping off your arm is, but it does seem to be capable of stopping my natural curiosity dead.

Sorry, I was just playing with my pet octopus.  He is a little stinky.  When he gets really excited he inks.  A little weird for some people, but it's really great for calligraphy.

You do know that such activities are considered illegal in most of the civilized world, no matter how much Japanese animation would try to make you think such activity is normal and accepted. Not to mention everyone knows that they prefer schoolgirls, unless of course that's what you are, though you name would make me believe otherwise.

Well, I do look great in a short plaid skirt.

The octopus and I are just good friends.  He's got a thing for the Japanese schoolgirl next door.

[lowky]

so you fool around with a bi octopus?  That's just not right

[Russell Nash]

so you fool around with a bi octopus?  That's just not right

He's only a single-octopus and he doesn't see me in "that" way.  I've gotten over it.

[Planish]

OK, do your worst.

Russel.
Tsk - tsk - tsk
You're just too damn cheap to hire a professional for abuse ...


(Yay for Bettie Page!)

... so you grovel for amateurs to support your proclivities.

(How's that?)

[Thaurismunths]

I think Russell's need for attention stems from his mother not hugging him enough (or too much).

I never got enough attention.  Hug me.

That's pretty obvious. There aren't many people on this forum who believe "any attention is good attention" as fervently as you do.

[Russell Nash]

I think Russell's need for attention stems from his mother not hugging him enough (or too much).

I never got enough attention.  Hug me.

That's pretty obvious. There aren't many people on this forum who believe "any attention is good attention" as fervently as you do.

My own variant of "there's no such thing as bad publicity."

BTW take a beath mint or something before the next time you come in here.  Your breath could knock a vulture off a shit wagon.

[gedion_ki]

Now I know why the Romans loved the gladiator fights so much, I have been well amused from the stands!

[Russell Nash]

Now I know why the Romans loved the gladiator fights so much, I have been well amused from the stands!

Was tha you over there?  Wow, you're an ugly son-of-a-bitch.

[gedion_ki]

Was tha you over there?  Wow, you're an ugly son-of-a-bitch.

Ah your too kind! Or do you just have dust in your eyes from all that skirmishing??

[Russell Nash]

Was tha you over there?  Wow, you're an ugly son-of-a-bitch.

Ah your too kind! Or do you just have dust in your eyes from all that skirmishing??

Thanks for showing concern, but I had a clear veiw of that deformity you call a face.

[gedion_ki]

Thanks for showing concern, but I had a clear veiw of that deformity you call a face.

Say you see well for a Cyclops, bet the depth perception is rough though...

***begins rocking forward and backwards to cause dizziness***

[Russell Nash]

Thanks for showing concern, but I had a clear veiw of that deformity you call a face.

Say you see well for a Cyclops, bet the depth perception is rough though...

***begins rocking forward and backwards to cause dizziness***

Stop That!!
***Punches Gedion in the face***

[gedion_ki]

Stop That!!
***Punches Gedion in the face***

Wow can't believe you punched me! At this close a range usually people are hiding their eyes!  *throws sand in eye* since I'm down there anyway...

[Russell Nash]

Stop That!!
***Punches Gedion in the face***

Wow can't believe you punched me! At this close a range usually people are hiding their eyes!  *throws sand in eye* since I'm down there anyway...

I admit I had a hard time not puking when I was looking at you. 

**Falls from pain caused by sand going under contact lenses.  Delivers elbow to Gedion's head on the way down.**

[gedion_ki]

**Falls from pain caused by sand going under contact lenses.  Delivers elbow to Gedion's head on the way down.**

Oh man that hurt! *major headache now*

Well at least you got close enough to reexperiance those five spicy bean burritos I ate while up in the stands... (side note: don't let the burrito vendor talk you into adding the hot peppers!)

Wow and I thought your skin was pretty darn green to begin with.. impressive, looks lovely with the stars circling all around....

[Russell Nash]

Wow and I thought your skin was pretty darn green to begin with..

Thanks,  I have my own make-up girl come in before these big matches.

[gedion_ki]

Wow and I thought your skin was pretty darn green to begin with..

Thanks,  I have my own make-up girl come in before these big matches.

Oh man how can I compete with that! Ah, well at least I have a stunt double! He's looking pretty bad off right at the moment, probably going to quit if you keep beating on him! *sigh*