Usually when I notice someone has not posted for a while, I'll hunt them down and hold them against their will, make em watch 24 hours of grotesque porn, then threaten their lives if they don't start posting again. Leave em dazed, scared, confused.
and we totally COULD have another 20 page zombie thread!
I'd like to hear my options, so I could weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds? Six pounds? Seven pounds?