Russell, you are suggesting that you think people should
not be idiots of their own volition? But then what would lawmakers do all day? If not for laws like this, politicians would have to get productive jobs that contribute to society! They'd lose their dignity and their lavish pensions. Better that we all be buffoons and wait for the professionals to tell us how to avoid impaling ourselves.
I bought a real long sword at auction for $35. It hangs on my wall in case any evangelicals come to my door. Since I'm not trained to be sword fighter, this heavy blade is far more deadly.

What if the UPS guy happens to be an evangelical?!
UPS Guy: *knock knock knock*
Russel: Hello?
UPS Guy: Package for Russel Nash. I just need your signature.
Russel: Okay. Thanks.
UPS Guy: Thank you. God bless.
Russel: IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
UPS Guy: AHH! What are you doing?!
Russel: Die, theist scum!! *Hack, Splat, Splat*
UPS Guy: OW! Please, stop! For the love of God!!
Russel: You just don't get it, do you?