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Reply #25 on: November 12, 2008, 06:32:45 PM
I was laughing about the sarcastic part of my post  :P
 

No, really?   ::)



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Reply #26 on: November 14, 2008, 12:57:19 AM
Hepatitis A, B and C walk into a bar...
roflmao :D

Hey, wait!  He hasn't even gotten to the punchline yet!


He said he was drunk, didn't he?

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Reply #27 on: November 22, 2008, 07:16:28 AM
drunk again.... 1.5 beers.  3 total tho... haaaaaaaaaahahhhahdkjlf;awiodskma;lmeioaw
so dizzy.  cant feel fingers... or cheeks.
yepp...

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Reply #28 on: November 22, 2008, 07:20:20 AM
drunk again.... 1.5 beers.  3 total tho... haaaaaaaaaahahhhahdkjlf;awiodskma;lmeioaw
so dizzy.  cant feel fingers... or cheeks.
yepp...

Dude, we have got to work on that tolerance  ;)


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Reply #29 on: November 22, 2008, 07:50:22 AM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i don WANNA work on the tolerance! its cheap!

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Reply #30 on: November 22, 2008, 07:50:34 AM
still drunk btw. hahaha

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Reply #31 on: November 22, 2008, 02:33:12 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i don WANNA work on the tolerance! its cheap!

Right on, brotha!

Back in the alcoholic haze that was my time in the Army, I used to slam a 6-pack right before going to the bar.  My tolerance was wayyyyy high and there was no such thing as a "cheap drunk".



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Reply #32 on: December 06, 2008, 08:33:28 AM
comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters :D
its nice being more social when drunk :P

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Reply #33 on: December 06, 2008, 01:04:35 PM
comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters :D
its nice being more social when drunk :P
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
What's with all the drinking and being social?
Aren't you a moderator on an SF forum who's in his freshman year of college?
Shouldn't you be hiding in a nerd cave, eschewing hygiene and fearing females?

How do you fight a bully that can un-make history?


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Reply #34 on: December 06, 2008, 01:09:34 PM
comin off bein drunk again.... soooo dizzy.
gonna watch the SEC championship tomorrow at Hooters :D
its nice being more social when drunk :P
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
What's with all the drinking and being social?
Aren't you a moderator on an SF forum who's in his freshman year of college?
Shouldn't you be hiding in a nerd cave, eschewing hygiene and fearing females?

 ;D

Unless of course, this is the reality and he just makes these rambling-drunk stories up to make his life sound more interesting. But what do I know, I'm high on acid.



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Reply #35 on: December 06, 2008, 05:20:17 PM
nerds come in all shapes and sizes
and I'm not a nerd, I'm a geek.  there's a difference.
that means I'm allowed to be social :P

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Reply #36 on: December 06, 2008, 05:33:06 PM
But you still aren't allowed around the "popular kids".



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Reply #37 on: December 06, 2008, 07:54:09 PM
Read "early clones".



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Reply #38 on: December 26, 2008, 04:04:49 AM
Happy Zobmas everyone!  I'm in tight with Santa.  I help him stage his toy drops every year.  You see, Santa can't keep all the toys on his sleigh, so he needs drop points so he can reload.  Anyway, I did such a good job this year, and Santa was so thankful that he left me a 24 pack Sam Adams Winter Sampler.  Hell, he even had one while he was leaving presents.

Anyway, I've been sampling all of the beer.  There are 6 different varieties.  And, since I've tried one of each, I've broken out the Miller High Life.  So I felt this was a great place to post.

It's fragging Christmas, the kids are in bed and I'm drunk.  My wife isn't, 'cause she's pregnant.  Poor woman has to put up with a drunken Zathras!



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Reply #39 on: January 09, 2009, 10:21:35 AM
ive had about 9 beers... i get drunk off 3...
GATORS ARE BCS CHAMPS!!!! WOOOO!

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Reply #40 on: July 30, 2009, 04:02:08 AM
drunk again.  realized my parents have lotsa alcohol in our liquor cabinet and my mom doesnt care if i drink it... soooo just had some while talking to peoples on teamspeak.
fun.
kay.
im done.

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Reply #41 on: August 03, 2009, 05:06:20 AM

What's with all the drinking and being social?


Auditioning for AOMS.

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Reply #42 on: August 03, 2009, 11:11:02 PM

What's with all the drinking and being social?


Auditioning for AOMS.
hahahaha.
they actually just read a story of mine :) ep. 116 :D

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Reply #43 on: August 04, 2009, 09:39:29 AM

What's with all the drinking and being social?


Auditioning for AOMS.
hahahaha.
they actually just read a story of mine :) ep. 116 :D

I wanted to listen to that, but I still can't make it through more than 2 minutes of that rambling mess of a podcast.



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Reply #44 on: October 03, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D

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Reply #45 on: October 24, 2009, 05:29:38 AM
yeah you KNOW why i'm posting here.

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Reply #46 on: October 24, 2009, 05:31:24 AM
yeah you KNOW why i'm posting here.

Yeah, yeah, have another drink why don't you.

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Reply #47 on: October 24, 2009, 05:34:17 AM
nah im done for tonite :P

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Reply #48 on: October 24, 2009, 11:08:12 PM

"Boys from the city.  Not yet caught by the whirlwind of Progress.  Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs." --The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Reply #49 on: October 24, 2009, 11:29:19 PM
No offense but I think liquor is the only anyone would want to touch those lips.  Those are some bfugly women in that picture.