"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849 (Stolen from wikipedia)
Ok, so here's the deal. On January 1st, I'll start a submissions thread. Let the puns flow freely! Seriously, I have no guidelines for you. I asked Alasdair5000 to help judge. He, and possibly some of the other staff at Pseudopod, will select 3 finalists. I'll then put those 3 up for a public vote.
I know that there will probably be some pun-ishment from TCoRN. I figure that DKT will have some punny entries, too.
Like the Mummy, it's time for me to wrap this up. I've heard that Dracula isn't entering, so hopefully ZARGA II won't bite.
Duck and cover, Zathras, Duck and Cover!
