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Reply #150 on: March 14, 2009, 03:50:59 AM
I'm gonna go...cuz I'm back from vacation and no one has gone for a while.

1)  I am 30 years old and live with my mom (in her house).

2)  I have owned 5 different exotic animals from 3 different continents.

3)  I have thrown a Pie at a stranger, who later tried to file assault charges, which taught me to only throw pies at friends.

4)  I sold ice-cream at Mt. Rushmore for a college job.

oookay:
1 sad, but has a potential of truthiness.  2, suuure why not? 3? Heehee! I especially like the "throw pie at friends" bit. 4 is sorta banal, so IMHO the lie

Oh, great and mighty Alasdair, Orator Maleficent, He of the Silvered Tongue, guide this humble fangirl past jumping up and down and squeeing upon hearing the greatness of Thy voice.
Oh mighty Mur the Magnificent. I am not worthy.


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Reply #151 on: March 29, 2009, 03:54:45 PM
Clutron!!!!!!!!

What's the answer?



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Reply #152 on: March 31, 2009, 02:26:02 PM
vanished in a puff of logic?

Oh, great and mighty Alasdair, Orator Maleficent, He of the Silvered Tongue, guide this humble fangirl past jumping up and down and squeeing upon hearing the greatness of Thy voice.
Oh mighty Mur the Magnificent. I am not worthy.


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Reply #153 on: March 31, 2009, 04:07:50 PM
He hasn't signed on since he posted that.  Count him as MIA and go on.



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Reply #154 on: March 31, 2009, 05:06:47 PM
My Angel Gabriel:  March 9th. 
Clutron's last post:  March 13th.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.    ;D



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Reply #155 on: March 31, 2009, 06:09:29 PM
My Angel Gabriel:  March 9th. 
Clutron's last post:  March 13th.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.    ;D

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Reply #156 on: April 07, 2009, 05:08:51 PM
Well, since this thread has been whimpering to itself in the corner for about a week now, and I figure now is as good a time as any to come out of lurking, I offer my following Three Truths and a Lie.

Which, of course, will mean next to nothing here since I am what is sometimes referred to as New Meat.   :D

1.  I have seen woolly sheep prancing in front of me in the pale moonlight.

2.  I have been mooned while taking a nighttime boat ride on the Seine.

3.  I have been mistaken at least three times for the opposite gender, both in real life, online, and on the phone.

4.  I have broken my left ankle and twisted my right ankle at the same time while getting up out of a chair.

Have at thee!


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Reply #157 on: April 07, 2009, 06:29:18 PM
Well, since this thread has been whimpering to itself in the corner for about a week now, and I figure now is as good a time as any to come out of lurking, I offer my following Three Truths and a Lie.

Which, of course, will mean next to nothing here since I am what is sometimes referred to as New Meat.   :D

1.  I have seen woolly sheep prancing in front of me in the pale moonlight.

2.  I have been mooned while taking a nighttime boat ride on the Seine.

3.  I have been mistaken at least three times for the opposite gender, both in real life, online, and on the phone.

4.  I have broken my left ankle and twisted my right ankle at the same time while getting up out of a chair.

Have at thee!



I'm having difficulties with this set, because I'm picturing all 4 things happening at once.  You have used the moon twice, so I'm going to assume one of those is false.  I will say number 2 is the lie, probably because the location or timing is different.

Welcome! 

BTW, we haven't received many entries to ZARGA IV, so you could have a good chance at winning.



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Reply #158 on: April 07, 2009, 10:12:29 PM
I'm gonna guess 1., but i have a pretty abysmal track record, so far. I think i've gotten 2 or 3.  :-\



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Reply #159 on: April 08, 2009, 08:50:22 PM
Well, since this thread has been whimpering to itself in the corner for about a week now, and I figure now is as good a time as any to come out of lurking, I offer my following Three Truths and a Lie.

Which, of course, will mean next to nothing here since I am what is sometimes referred to as New Meat.   :D

1.  I have seen woolly sheep prancing in front of me in the pale moonlight.

2.  I have been mooned while taking a nighttime boat ride on the Seine.

3.  I have been mistaken at least three times for the opposite gender, both in real life, online, and on the phone.

4.  I have broken my left ankle and twisted my right ankle at the same time while getting up out of a chair.

Have at thee!



Is new meat like fresh meat? Better?or just.. newer since it's cloned..

Aaaaanywaaay
1- believable 2- humm 3- sure it's plausable 4- I've done this.   
sooo I'm guessing 1 fpr no reason other then track reconrd with that number

Oh, great and mighty Alasdair, Orator Maleficent, He of the Silvered Tongue, guide this humble fangirl past jumping up and down and squeeing upon hearing the greatness of Thy voice.
Oh mighty Mur the Magnificent. I am not worthy.


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Reply #160 on: April 09, 2009, 02:43:58 AM
OK, we have one 2 and two 1s and...::quickly counts on fingers::...damn math...

Come and place your bets, folks.  There's usually a winner every other time.

BTW, we haven't received many entries to ZARGA IV, so you could have a good chance at winning.

...this isn't going to involve a virgin sacrifice, is it?  Because the Summer Solstice is still a bit of a ways off.

"Boys from the city.  Not yet caught by the whirlwind of Progress.  Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs." --The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Reply #161 on: April 09, 2009, 05:24:02 AM
BTW, we haven't received many entries to ZARGA IV, so you could have a good chance at winning.

...this isn't going to involve a virgin sacrifice, is it?  Because the Summer Solstice is still a bit of a ways off.

http://forum.escapeartists.net/index.php?topic=2520.0



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Reply #162 on: April 11, 2009, 01:40:40 AM
Is new meat like fresh meat? Better?or just.. newer since it's cloned..


Any way you slice it, it's all good.

So, here's the breakdown:

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1.  I have seen woolly sheep prancing in front of me in the pale moonlight.

Very true.

It was a cold autumn night, somewhere out in the Kentish countryside.  I was led astray by a group of ex-Boy Scouts.

No tipping was involved, I assure you.

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2.  I have been mooned while taking a nighttime boat ride on the Seine.

Again, very true.  This was way back before the days of digital cameras, and I hadn't brought along my standard 35 mm camera since it took blurry pictures at night.  Apparently there is a place in France where the tourists see no pants. 

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3.  I have been mistaken at least three times for the opposite gender, both in real life, online, and on the phone.

Yet again, very true.  And only one of the real life encounters was in San Francisco.  I guess I'm just pretty that way.

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4.  I have broken my left ankle and twisted my right ankle at the same time while getting up out of a chair.

This one is the big stinkin' lie.  At least in terms of applying to me.  This did happen to my mother, though.

"Boys from the city.  Not yet caught by the whirlwind of Progress.  Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs." --The Beast of Yucca Flats


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Reply #163 on: April 11, 2009, 01:44:38 AM
BTW, we haven't received many entries to ZARGA IV, so you could have a good chance at winning.

...this isn't going to involve a virgin sacrifice, is it?  Because the Summer Solstice is still a bit of a ways off.

http://forum.escapeartists.net/index.php?topic=2520.0

140 characters, hmm?  ::rubs little grimy paws with glee::

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Reply #164 on: April 13, 2009, 08:02:34 PM
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I'm gonna go...cuz I'm back from vacation and no one has gone for a while.

1)  I am 30 years old and live with my mom (in her house).

2)  I have owned 5 different exotic animals from 3 different continents.

3)  I have thrown a Pie at a stranger, who later tried to file assault charges, which taught me to only throw pies at friends.

4)  I sold ice-cream at Mt. Rushmore for a college job.

What?  I'm gone for a month and you guys skip me?  Seriously, sorry about the no show here...I've been listening to a lot of Dave Ramsey podcasts recently so have been away from the Pod People for a while...

Anyway, the lie is.....number 2.

1)  My wife and I are trying to sell our house and since it's only a 2 bedroom and we now have 2 kids (3rd is due on Monday 4/20), we had a hard time keeping it show ready, so we moved out in the hopes that it would sell more quickly...That was October...still living with the moms...Anyone want to move to Belton? (MO)   :)

2)  I don't own crazy animals...I just totally made that up...

3)  This is totally true...In my younger and dumber days, my friends and I used to drive around and try to hit people with pies...until one day a dude jumped in his car and followed us out of town.  The police were called, but since we lived outside of city limits, the sheriff would have had to have been involved and really it was too much trouble since we didn't even hit the dude.

4)  True - I worked for Amfac at Mt. Rushmore in 1999 selling ice-cream...I met my wife there, so I refer to it as "the summer of love"  :).  I do recommend working at a National Park over the summer if you're a teacher or in college.  It is a great experience and room and board is usually paid for...you don't make much money, but it's totally worth it...

Again, sorry for the late reply and my long hiatus from the forums.  I'll try not to cliffhanger you guys again...



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Reply #165 on: April 13, 2009, 09:17:18 PM
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I'm gonna go...cuz I'm back from vacation and no one has gone for a while.

1)  I am 30 years old and live with my mom (in her house).

2)  I have owned 5 different exotic animals from 3 different continents.

3)  I have thrown a Pie at a stranger, who later tried to file assault charges, which taught me to only throw pies at friends.

4)  I sold ice-cream at Mt. Rushmore for a college job.

What?  I'm gone for a month and you guys skip me?  Seriously, sorry about the no show here...I've been listening to a lot of Dave Ramsey podcasts recently so have been away from the Pod People for a while...

Anyway, the lie is.....number 2.

1)  My wife and I are trying to sell our house and since it's only a 2 bedroom and we now have 2 kids (3rd is due on Monday 4/20), we had a hard time keeping it show ready, so we moved out in the hopes that it would sell more quickly...That was October...still living with the moms...Anyone want to move to Belton? (MO)   :)

2)  I don't own crazy animals...I just totally made that up...

3)  This is totally true...In my younger and dumber days, my friends and I used to drive around and try to hit people with pies...until one day a dude jumped in his car and followed us out of town.  The police were called, but since we lived outside of city limits, the sheriff would have had to have been involved and really it was too much trouble since we didn't even hit the dude.

4)  True - I worked for Amfac at Mt. Rushmore in 1999 selling ice-cream...I met my wife there, so I refer to it as "the summer of love"  :).  I do recommend working at a National Park over the summer if you're a teacher or in college.  It is a great experience and room and board is usually paid for...you don't make much money, but it's totally worth it...

Again, sorry for the late reply and my long hiatus from the forums.  I'll try not to cliffhanger you guys again...
CHEETAH!



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Reply #166 on: April 15, 2009, 09:13:21 PM
Well, i'll go next:

1. At the age of 5, i fell in an abandoned well. I didn't die (or if i did, i got better).

2. I recently learned that my grandfather drove William Faulkner to a halfway house.

3. Arnold Schwarzenegger's nanny used to cut my hair.

4. A friend of mine was a prime suspect for the Unabomber, and i was interrogated by the FBI regarding this person.



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Reply #167 on: April 15, 2009, 09:25:38 PM
Well, i'll go next:

1. At the age of 5, i fell in an abandoned well. I didn't die (or if i did, i got better).

2. I recently learned that my grandfather drove William Faulkner to a halfway house.

3. Arnold Schwarzenegger's nanny used to cut my hair.

4. A friend of mine was a prime suspect for the Unabomber, and i was interrogated by the FBI regarding this person.

Since Arnold Schwazenegger is a bit old for a nanny, I'll go with #3.   ;D



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Reply #168 on: April 16, 2009, 02:39:59 AM
I also vote for the Nanninator as being the lie.  As she would have to be quite old to be cutting hair.


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Reply #169 on: April 16, 2009, 10:34:39 PM
Apparently interest has waned for this thread. Too bad, i found it interesting!

Anyway, here's the shakedown:

1. True. I did fall in a well next to our house. It was out in the country and we didn't even know it was there (the well, not the house :P). Over the years, it had gained a "glaze" (more like a clod) of dirt over the top. For some reason (maybe there had been a lot of rain?), the clod fell in one day. The pine straw that was resting on it, however, didn't, and it made this really cool funnel shape of pine needles. Fascinated, i went over to investigate and, very fortunately (i would say "providentially"), the clod of dirt that had been covering it was floating on the surface of this very full well. But as soon as my feet hit it, it started sinking. The lip of the well came up to about my nose, but i managed to climb out, and somehow the dirt clod didn't roll while i was standing on it.

2. True. It was supposed to be hush-hush, because it wasn't widely known at the time that he was an alcoholic. My grandfather was a very reliable man (an all-around awesome guy), and he was asked to drive Mr. Faulkner from Oxford to Byhalia (where my grandfather lived). I'm not sure if Faulkner was inebriated or wasn't actually willing to go. Either way, i thought it was a cool story.

3. True. It may not have been worded the best, but it was unintentional. Ahnahld's nanny that he employed for his kids, is actually who she was. She spoke very highly of him.

4. False, though this did happen to a friend of mine. In fact, his wife, who was almost completely blind, received an odd package one afternoon while he and i were at work. She called James (my friend) who promptly left to investigate. Ended up it was just something he ordered that he had forgotten about and it came in an odd container, but that's how i found out about the whole story. But his friend fit the psych profile perfectly. Kinda creepy.



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Reply #170 on: April 16, 2009, 10:52:58 PM
I knew what you meant, birdless, it was just too good of an opportunity to pass up!

I don't think it was just this thread that lost interest.  I'd wait until the forum in general is rolling again and then try another set.



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Reply #171 on: April 19, 2009, 05:53:08 AM
1. I broke a man's leg
2. I saved a boy's life
3. I fed a homeless person
4. I cheated on an exam

not all in the same day  :D



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Reply #172 on: April 19, 2009, 12:03:53 PM
Okay, I don't know Slic, so this is a bit of a guess, but I'm going with number one--the others are all possible and interesting enough to remember and tell stories about. (One is possible too, but probably doesn't happen all that often...)

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Reply #173 on: April 19, 2009, 02:18:01 PM
I'll go with 4.  No particular reason, just a gut feeling.



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Reply #174 on: April 19, 2009, 02:32:19 PM
Zathras, I hope you aren't a superstitious guy.





I had a dream in which you died and I was at your funeral. It makes no sense because I've never met you.





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