Interview The Person Below You

[Zathras]

I'd be talking about Omaha Hi/Lo, my game of choice.

Who was a better champion, Ric Flair or Hulk Hogan?

[lowky]

I'd be talking about Omaha Hi/Lo, my game of choice.

Who was a better champion, Ric Flair or Hulk Hogan?

Andre the giant.

Who was a better Giant, Andre the Giant or Bob Homme's The Friendly Giant

Half way around the world and what am I home sick for TV shows from my childhood that haven't been on TV in 20+ years.

[Zathras]

Andre was the original Gentle Giant.  Read up on his story some time, it's fascinating.  I don't think he was a great champion because it was inconceivable that anyone could beat him.  He was the King of Battle Royals, though.  Andre is my answer.

Who's the better heel, Randy Orton, Edge or Samoa Joe?

[Portrait in Flesh]

Who's the better heel, Randy Orton, Edge or Samoa Joe?

I'm afraid I'm going to have to go with cha cha heels, black ones.

Name your top 3 worst songs to lose your virginity to.

[Zathras]

Who's the better heel, Randy Orton, Edge or Samoa Joe?

I'm afraid I'm going to have to go with cha cha heels, black ones.

Name your top 3 worst songs to lose your virginity to.

You can only lose your virginity once.

Why do you keep answering with responses that are not options?   

[Portrait in Flesh]

Name your top 3 worst songs to lose your virginity to.

You can only lose your virginity once.

* Portrait in Flesh quickly checks notes as eyes widen in terror.

Why do you keep answering with responses that are not options?   

Is it because:

a) I need caffeine.
b) my meds haven't kicked in yet.
c) my dial-up modem laughed at me when I tried to post options.
d) all of the above.
e) none of the above.
f) some of the above.

[lowky]

Name your top 3 worst songs to lose your virginity to.

You can only lose your virginity once.

* Portrait in Flesh quickly checks notes as eyes widen in terror.

Why do you keep answering with responses that are not options?   

Is it because:

a) I need caffeine.
b) my meds haven't kicked in yet.
c) my dial-up modem laughed at me when I tried to post options.
d) all of the above.
e) none of the above.
f) some of the above.

It's definitely D. 

and since I want to know the answer to the above I will repost  PiF's question again.
What are your top 3 worst songs that someone might hear while losing their virginity (note for Zorag they may not hear all 3 it depends on how bad or skillful their virginity taker is at taking said virginity)

[Bdoomed]

Happy Happy Joy Joy (oh man that one cracked me up when i thought of it), ummm.... i dont think i wanna think of others...
how about the next person? do you want to add on to this?

[lowky]

I would not have wanted to lose my virginity to the hamster dance.  Unfortunately the original has been removed due to copyright concerns.  At least i saved it when i found it years ago.  tried to attach but it wouldn't let me attach it to my post, said attachment directory wasn't writeable.

What other internet gems have you saved from extinction?

[Zathras]

Happy Happy Joy Joy (oh man that one cracked me up when i thought of it), ummm.... i dont think i wanna think of others...
how about the next person? do you want to add on to this?

Try "I'm Alright" and think of the gopher.  He has moves......

[lowky]

well since Zorag didn't post a question I will answer my own.
I have saved the flash and have the mp3 on my computer.  I am actually thinking it might make a good ringtone.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

aren't you glad I only posted a link since the flash repeats instead of stops when finished?

[Anarquistador]

I'm glad for that, surely.

Even still, I must kill you now. How shall I do it?

[lowky]

I'm glad for that, surely.

Even still, I must kill you now. How shall I do it?

With a wet noodle. 

What brand/carrier is your mobile phone.

[Russell Nash]

Who cares?

[lowky]

me

Why else would i ask?

[Portrait in Flesh]

me

Why else would i ask?

Because he is Conan.  Cimmerian.  He will not ask.  So you ask for him.

Favorite type of peanut butter for chowing down on: smooth or crunchy?

[lowky]

Favorite type of peanut butter for chowing down on: smooth or crunchy?

Depends, on a sandwich and apples i frequently prefer smoother peanut butter and bananas, or eating straight from the jar Extra crunchy.

Which is better Peanut Butter, Almond Butter, or Cashew Butter? 

[Anarquistador]

I am a loyal Peanut Butter fan. I don't care for Cashew Butter, and I find Almond Butter bitter.

Why doesn't anything work properly?

[lowky]

I am a loyal Peanut Butter fan. I don't care for Cashew Butter, and I find Almond Butter bitter.

Why doesn't anything work properly?

Because of the Great Firewall of China.

Any other questions?

[Russell Nash]

I am a loyal Peanut Butter fan. I don't care for Cashew Butter, and I find Almond Butter bitter.

Why doesn't anything work properly?

Because everybody buys based on cost or style.  They're willing to pay almost nothing for something or far too much for it if it's a special name.  There's no space in the middle any more.

Because of the Great Firewall of China.

Any other questions?

Not that I can think of.

What do you think?

[lowky]

I'm sure there will always be questions. 

For Example:

Should I cut my hair or continue to let it grow,  My would be bangs now extend past my mouth.  I last had my hair trimmed ( not cut, mostly just neatened up) on April 30th?

[Bdoomed]

mongo no know, mongo only pawn in game of life.

long hair is good up to a point, i'd at least trim it!

should I continue to take my online chemistry class even though its only 2 credits and I need 3 for my physical science requirement?

[lowky]

should I continue to take my online chemistry class even though its only 2 credits and I need 3 for my physical science requirement?

It depends.

are you doing well and can you find a fill-in physical science credit to take?

[Bdoomed]

haven't started the class yet
as for a fill in... maybe? i dont know!

I solved a rubix cube... now what?

[lowky]

haven't started the class yet
as for a fill in... maybe? i dont know!

I solved a rubix cube... now what?

The Professor's Cube


if the answer is 42, what is the question?