Name, superpower and weakness

[chemistryguy]

It's as simple as it sounds.  What is the alias you go by, your superpower and your Achilles heel?

I'd be chemistryguy (naturally). 

I have the power to draw on unseen energy sources so that I only require 4 hours sleep (or less) to function. 

My weakness is an absolute lack of directional sense.  You can defeat me by blindfolding me and spinning me around twice.

[Talia]

WaffleGirl, with the amazing ability to conjure a plate of perfectly-cooked waffles (complete with syrup) at any time. Vegemite is my Kryptonite.


I fight (breakfast) crime.

[Devoted135]

I'd be Scottygirl, with the ability to travel instantly to any location that I desire, bringing along whatever I'm carrying at the time.

My weakness would be the taste of hot tea (I love tea).

[Fenrix]

WaffleGirl, with the amazing ability to conjure a plate of perfectly-cooked waffles (complete with syrup) at any time. Vegemite is my Kryptonite.


I fight (breakfast) crime.

I immediately thought of The Waffler:



Then I found that someone has cosplayed as this. The internet is an amazing place.

[Umbrageofsnow]

I am The Explainanator! Able to explain anything, at great length, in excruciating detail, with footnotes. I lull my enemies to sleep with tedious overexplaination, or frustrate them into clawing out their own brains.

Weaknesses: Easily defeated by emotional reasoning, you illogical twits. Possibly villainous.

[danooli]

I am Lethargy Girl.

I sit around and wait for people to stop caring about crime and everything in general.

My weaknesses are Red Bull and responsibility.

[lowky]

well the other day it was color of shirt and object to immediate right, and so I became

The Black Ceiling
I hover over evil doers.
as for a weakness it would be bacon, I just can't pass it up.

[Josh_Finney]

Name: Josh Finney.
Superpower: Mentat (ref. Frank Herbert's Dune).
Weakness: The hypnotic power of enormous breasts.

[Bdoomed]

Name: Justice
Superpower: I can get away with ANYTHING.
Weakness: moral quandries

[Spindaddy]

Spindaddy! Scourge of HR
Superpower: Ability to turn every conversation inappropriate!
Weakness: Someone else paying the beer tab.

[Max e^{i pi}]

Name: Flat Man
Power: The ability to remove the air from any enclosed area. I fight crime and bad driving habits by deflating tires.
Weakness: Tangents. I can be easily distracted by relevant conversation tangents. I will get back to the matter at hand, but it may take a while.

[Bdoomed]

I fight crime and bad driving habits by deflating tires.

Or suffocating people.

[Max e^{i pi}]

I fight crime and bad driving habits by deflating tires.

Or suffocating people.

Superpower, not supervillain.
The difference between a Cape (hero or vigilante) and a Mask (villain)? Whether or not you kill (on purpose) the people you are fighting. Both believe that they are doing the right thing, so we need some other objective way of telling the difference.
Still, not a good generalization (generalizations are never good), but probably the best we can get.

[Scumpup]

Scumpup, the punk rock superhero from the 1970's.
Superpower: my bad attitude.  I punch crime right in the c**k.
Weakness:  I'm the punk rock superhero from the 1970's.  I'm old and fat now.

[Cutter McKay]

This post reminded me of this:



With my luck, I think my power from this list would be Bullet Attraction.

[Animachina]

Name: The Wit

Super Power: Telepathy

Weakness: Hubris and overconfidence to the point of monologing CONSTANTLY